Rock top 

Hitting rock top means you have just experienced the greatest moment in your entire life. Truly, a moment that you will never forget. This is the polar opposite of rock bottom.

Sam: Mom, I just passed the bar exam. I just hit rock top.

Mom: Good job Sam! We'll have to celebrate!

Rock top by PWS27 April 24, 2017

rock top 

When you do something so shameful that you should've been "hitting rock bottom", but it was absolutely hilarious, so you're considered to hit ROCK TOP instead.

She pissed on a hippy last weekend. She hit rock top.

rock top by Milkshakemoustache May 31, 2015

rock yo top 

The act of inflecting a great blow to another persons head.

"A did you see the fight last night?"-Person 1

"yeah, pretty boy Floyd rocked his top!!"-Person 2

Or

"A chill out wit all dat before i rock yo top"-T.J. Booga

rock yo top by TJ Gage May 14, 2008

Top of the Rock 

The high from smoking the first crack rock of the day; or the act of smoking the first crack rock of the day

I'm totally riding the top of the rock.

Top of the Rock by Pierrot le Fou July 30, 2008

Rocktopotomus 

Halk Octopus, half Hipopotomus, all Rock!!
this reclusive beast is said to be able to play the triple guitar owing to its many tentacles and protrusions. Many have lost not only thier lives but also thier very souls to this fearsome denizen of the shadows.

"I can't tell if I like that Rocktopotomus' hat or not."

"Man, I'd give my toenail clippins to be a Rocktopotomus!!"

Rocktopotomus by Pruu December 13, 2005

Rocktopus 

A mixed drink... usually two parts Rockstar energy cola and one part The Kraken rum.

Similar to a the much more common rum and coke, more specifically, the Captain and coke.

The Kraken rum is a touch stronger, a bit darker, and the Rockstar Energy Cola has increased caffeine presence, thus similar to the effects of a jagerbomb.

Person a: Why's it called a rocktopus? Isn't a kraken a giant squid?!?
Person b: Yeah... I heard that... ever had a night full of them, though?
Person a: No...
Person b: Well... try it. You won't ask such big questions then.
Person a: It'd be rocktopi, plural, right?

Person b: Yeah... sounds like a Pokemon...

Rocktopus by E. B. DeKalb July 27, 2011

rocktopus 

A indie rock band from Portland, ME. They are led by Spencer Albee.

Listens to good music 1: "Dude, have you bought that new Rocktopus album."
Listens to good music 2:"Yeah, exceptionaly premium."

rocktopus by Not Zach V. April 4, 2005