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rock paper suckers 

Two straight males play rock paper scissors and the loser has to suck the winners dick.
Man we player rock paper suckers so much last night that i cumed 3 times
rock paper suckers by Fortnite>women February 12, 2018

classic rocksucker

Someone, particularly a teenager, who acts like their shit don't stink because they listen to classic rock because their peers listen to rap or pop. They constantly brag about their music taste, wear nothing but band shirts, and get extremely butthurt by peers because they (the peers) aren't walking classic rock encyclopedias like they are.

Is a portmanteau of "classic rock" and "cocksucker".

See also: metalhead
Oh my gosh, Mike is such a classic rocksucker. He called me stupid because I accidentally confused two songs with each other. He needs to find something else to wear besides Led Zeppelin shirts, too.

rockfucker 

A rockfucker is the official fan name for The Viral Podcast with Chelcie Lynn and Paige Ginn.
Did you see that girl dressed like a whore? She is definitely a rockfucker.
rockfucker by rollinghomo11 June 16, 2022

rocksucker 

fuck you rocksucker

youre suckin rocks tonight man