rock sucker

one who sucks rocks (testicles) on a regular basis.

dude 1: he's doing what?
dude 2: suckin' on some fucking balls
dude 1: Oh man he's such a rock sucker

by Cameron Kavanagh July 26, 2007

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rock paper suckers

Two straight males play rock paper scissors and the loser has to suck the winners dick.

Man we player rock paper suckers so much last night that i cumed 3 times

by Fortnite>women February 12, 2018

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Someone, particularly a teenager, who acts like their shit don't stink because they listen to classic rock because their peers listen to rap or pop. They constantly brag about their music taste, wear nothing but band shirts, and get extremely butthurt by peers because they (the peers) aren't walking classic rock encyclopedias like they are.

Is a portmanteau of "classic rock" and "cocksucker".

See also: metalhead

Oh my gosh, Mike is such a classic rocksucker. He called me stupid because I accidentally confused two songs with each other. He needs to find something else to wear besides Led Zeppelin shirts, too.

by Cookie Mischief October 18, 2012

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