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An alien who comes to earth, rapes and pilages a small boy and gets inside his skin, The only visible traits of the alien are its alien fingers with round zorbs on the end and their famous pingpong ball toes. The roblaw persay will weesle its way into a click and begged to get ridiculed. The roblaw loves performing sexual pleasures such as blow j's and specializes in rim jobs. After 17 years of living on earth the roblaw is beaten to death with a big black dildo and recycled into the earth to form new roblaws.
Colin:Dude why do I have the sudden hankering to beat that kid in our social group with a big black dildo?
Jeff: Silly colin, thats a roblaw and he's 17. It's the nature of the beast to beat it with a big black dildo in order for its plasma skin to regenerate new roblaws.
Colin: And dude.
Jeff: yea?
Colin: Why are you wearing lipstick?
(jeff quietly exits the room with out an explanation and conviently switches schools)
roblaw by cuntwax April 26, 2008
When you on a roblox sex game and somebody giving ur avatar a blowjob.
damn, this thicc ass girl giving me one hell of a roblowjob.
Roblowjob by Evaktos August 12, 2021
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The act of receiving oral sex whilst smoking a cigarette, traditionally a marlboro cigarette
Nick received a roblow from some slut last night.
Yeah, I bummed him a cigarette so he could get a roblow last night.
Roblow by redmaster100 December 23, 2012
"Rolling on the floor laughing and wanking".

Coined by Ricky Gervais in his blog on February 2011.
I was having a threesome, and while these girls were scissoring, one of them queefed, they looked at each other in disgust for a few seconds... They both thought the other one farted! I literally ROFLAWed...
ROFLAW by admmak February 22, 2011
(Action)
Slang term to preform an invasion of a rival's Gang congregation, reunion or event and initiate physical violence upon them. Usually resulting in winning because they have the element of surprise advantage.
Also Known as: "Jumping" or "Riding up"
Jennifer got RobRawed in the bathroom for talking shit to this chick at Lunch.

The East Crew is trying to move on our turf, We finna go RobRaw these pussies.
RobRaw by PhishTahkos February 20, 2017
A Robert or Rob who is polish.

Now look at Rob and you will easily see what will get singled out.
Roblak, roblak, wish i may, wish i might

Roblak

Roblowebia 

The phobia that, somewhere, actor rob Lowe is watching you.
Can you close your window? I suffer from roblowebia
Roblowebia by Iamfish February 21, 2015
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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