rootmonkey 

n - A group of mindless retards who blindly lick the scrotum of a two-bit mIRC scripter who, after the downfall of MSN Chat, fled to Buzzen Chat and was proclaimed a god for his POS code (Moschino) and goes by the nickname Dabba.

Greetings fellow rootmonkey, Dabba deserves 423 anus kissings today.

rootmonkey by napalm (the real one) September 26, 2008

roadmonkey

A curious individual who finds joy in exploring the unknown, breaking a few rules & working hard to create positive change for people in need.

There aren't many travelers as resillent, creative and thoughtful as she is; she's a real roadmonkey.

roadmonkey by wanderlost November 27, 2011

Robomonkey 

what to say about him...well he is a fat guy who resides in california. he attends school. and he is an avid gamer. Robomonkey plays Counter-Strike, Day of Defeat, America's Army, The Specialists, Digital paintball, Rise of Nations, and soon, Half Life 2 and CS: Source.

Robomonkey is also a PBR member. he resides in OT and rarely goes into GPB talk. when he does, he is a complete noob. but, he still loves paintball.

Robomonkey!: wow. five TMP kills in a row. i ownt j00.

Robomonkey! wrote this.

Robomonkey by Robomonkey December 7, 2004

roflmonkey 

Rolling on the floor laughing masturbating on nans kitchens electric yoga-mat.

Man that was a good roflmonkey.

roflmonkey by SEECOLL December 27, 2007

Robomonkey 

A really cool guy who is awesome at doing cool guy stuff, definitely not the noob described in the 2004 definition.

Wow, that Sigma male is definitely a Robomonkey

Robomonkey by RoboMonkeyGeneral September 15, 2021

Ratmonkey

A ratmonkey is someone whom possesses the qualities of both the rat and the monkey. This word was derived from ancient RTK tablets, carved by the Rat gods and the Monkey lords. It was once a word of great pride, but now it is one of great shame due to societal changes. It is even considered a slur in some cultures.

"Please burn yourself alive you Ratmonkey."
"This ratmonkey keeps on spamming me."
"GODDAMN IT YOU FAT RATMONKEY I WILL KILL YOU"

Ratmonkey by Zynxos January 21, 2024