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n - A group of mindless retards who blindly lick the scrotum of a two-bit mIRC scripter who, after the downfall of MSN Chat, fled to Buzzen Chat and was proclaimed a god for his POS code (Moschino) and goes by the nickname Dabba.

Greetings fellow rootmonkey, Dabba deserves 423 anus kissings today.

rootmonkey by napalm (the real one) September 26, 2008

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roadmonkey

A curious individual who finds joy in exploring the unknown, breaking a few rules & working hard to create positive change for people in need.

There aren't many travelers as resillent, creative and thoughtful as she is; she's a real roadmonkey.

roadmonkey by wanderlost November 27, 2011

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rootmonkey • roof monkey • Robomonkey • roadmonkey • roflmonkey • rat monkey • Roid Monkey • Rock Monkey • Rust Monkey • raft monkey

Robomonkey

what to say about him...well he is a fat guy who resides in california. he attends school. and he is an avid gamer. Robomonkey plays Counter-Strike, Day of Defeat, America's Army, The Specialists, Digital paintball, Rise of Nations, and soon, Half Life 2 and CS: Source.

Robomonkey is also a PBR member. he resides in OT and rarely goes into GPB talk. when he does, he is a complete noob. but, he still loves paintball.

Robomonkey!: wow. five TMP kills in a row. i ownt j00.

Robomonkey! wrote this.

Robomonkey by Robomonkey December 7, 2004

roflmonkey

Rolling on the floor laughing masturbating on nans kitchens electric yoga-mat.

Man that was a good roflmonkey.

roflmonkey by SEECOLL December 27, 2007

Robomonkey

A really cool guy who is awesome at doing cool guy stuff, definitely not the noob described in the 2004 definition.

Wow, that Sigma male is definitely a Robomonkey

Robomonkey by RoboMonkeyGeneral September 15, 2021

Ratmonkey

A ratmonkey is someone whom possesses the qualities of both the rat and the monkey. This word was derived from ancient RTK tablets, carved by the Rat gods and the Monkey lords. It was once a word of great pride, but now it is one of great shame due to societal changes. It is even considered a slur in some cultures.

"Please burn yourself alive you Ratmonkey."
"This ratmonkey keeps on spamming me."
"GODDAMN IT YOU FAT RATMONKEY I WILL KILL YOU"

Ratmonkey by Zynxos January 21, 2024

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026