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road-vag 

To receive (or give) oral sex to a female while operating a motorized vehicle
After she did me I returned Liz the favor by giving her road-vag.
road-vag by lolCanada February 20, 2011
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Road to Vag Cig

Noun: a process by which an individual seeks to achieve gaining access to a vag cig ( a vagina that smells like a cigarette). This process involves deep meditation, laser focus and very hard work. Only the most elite poon hunters can endeavor such a difficult struggle.
Butler nems: Ay nigga, whats heater nems gettin into these days??
Koala Dawggie: Yo Kunt, that mangina boys on a quest for a vag cig. Hes been hittin that road to vag cig like a true nig. Day and night hes out there huntin through all them stanky vags lookin for that true perfect vag cig. He aint gonna stop til he hits that cig stankin pussy.
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