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butt river 

When one has a poop so sloppy it flows like that of a river
Tom Hanks was so upset by the homemade guacamole made by Meg Ryan that he went to her master bathroom and had a butt river.
butt river by baustin52 November 8, 2012

Butt Rider 

A person who smokes a cigarette down to the filter.
guy: hey dont throw that cig yet i want the last drag!
dude:its the filter
guy: nah its still good
dude: what a butt rider
Butt Rider by is?real August 3, 2011

Riverbottom Bed Bug

It's a homeless person that jumps from one tent to the next sleeping with anything that drops their pants.
I hope that Riverbottom Bed Bug gets that STD taken care of before it spreads as fast as her legs did.

riverbutt 

When you've drank too much alcohol the night before, then the next day you have constant diarrhea.
Joe- Hey do you want to go see a movie?

Sam- Oh man, I would but I have an extreme case of riverbutt right now.
riverbutt by Lethal Lindsey August 1, 2016