butt river

When one has a poop so sloppy it flows like that of a river

Tom Hanks was so upset by the homemade guacamole made by Meg Ryan that he went to her master bathroom and had a butt river.

by baustin52 November 08, 2012

river butt

When you have diarehha to the point its shooting out your butt

Im sick and i have mass river butt

by Fodrizzle01 May 31, 2016