rippage

when you are doing an extreme sport or having such extreme sex that your asshole has literal rip damage.
ex: bro, i just fell down the ski hill so hard that i got rippage
by IAmSquidward February 16, 2020
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rippage

a crude slang definition for sex
'I'm taking my girl home for some rippage'
by anon February 17, 2005
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Rippage

Term used when a hookah or water bong is giving very thick, dense hits.
"How's the hookah hitting? rippage dude, rippage..."
by JDM713 January 23, 2010
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raw rippage

to have a blowout of epic proportions. the blowout is so unexpected that there is no time to lube up for it thus the raw part.
guy 1: i just banged a chick while driving 80mph on my hood when i realized she came inside me because she had the cock.

guy 2: that was some rippage i bet?

guy 1: yes. raw rippage.
by datdick June 04, 2011
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jean rippage

a female, which, when seen causes bulging in certain areas resulting in the rippage of one's jeans.
Damn, that girl from down the hall is jean rippage!
by eybrus May 17, 2010
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Rippage Time

The added time at the end of a Master League match in Pro Evolution Soccer, when you are hanging onto a draw or 1-goal lead. Rippage Time is identical to stoppage time, except that cheap AI scripting gives the opposition God Mode, while giving your keeper grade 9 retardation and the mobility of a cactus.

When you concede possession within Rippage Time, instinctively you will push away from your goal and hammer the "shoot/clear" button. This does nothing to stop the AI from winning 5 corners in a row then bundling in the equaliser/winner.

As a parting insult, the AI forces you to kick off again before immediately sounding the final whistle. This always leads to pro evo rage
We will need a two-goal cushion to avoid getting skanked by Rippage Time.
by LiquidLiam January 19, 2018
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anal rippage

Anal Rippage has two definitions:
1) Anal sex performed, however goes horribly wrong, usually when the man's penis is too large for the reciever (man or woman recieving anal) and causes internal bleeding.
2) When somebody rips(copies) somebody so bad, it could only be considered as anal rippage, the most faggotry and intense conformity of all.
1)Porno Paul: How do you like that, bitch?
Supposed slut: Oooh Paul, that's so hot!
*5 minutes later* Slut: I'm bleeding! OOOARRRGHH!!
Porno Paul: Anal Rippage! Nooooooooooooooooooo
2)Trivium: Shall we 'cover' Metallica for our new album, The Crusade?
Kirk Hammetts brain: Anal Rippage! We will sue your asses!
Matt Heafy: I hope this album is successful so I can get fucked by Kirk Hammett.
Rest of Trivium: OMGZ Did you just say that out loud? That's anal rippage...(1)
by James Fletcher March 08, 2007
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