A type of mammal found in South Africa only recently discovered. It has horns coming out of its ears, a small brain and is pitch black in colour. It likes to hunt on smaller rats and hedgehogs, but itself can be catergorised as a Rat-Fish because of it's ability to survive both Sea and Land terrains.
On my way to Africa I saw a giant Rikveer walking on the island.
A Rikveer is a small rodent found in South Africa, also known as a rat, which has pricks on its back and which has highly poor eyesight too. Rikveer's have no legs or eyeballs and can be seen to be running into walls eye first. Their brains have very limited capacity, if any.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).