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A rock band from Glasgow. Well known for their insanely original sound, for puttin on the best damn show of your life, and because at every one of their gigs, every member of the audience has had the best sex of their lives afterwards.

The line up consists of:
Main Stage Matt - Lead Vocals
Padmasta Flash - Lead Guitar, Backing Vocals
Gypsy Jordan - Rhythm/Lead Guitar
Fliam - Bass
Ali K - Drums
Guy 1 - Dude, Matt finally got his hole!
Guy 2 - Seriously? How come?
Guy 1 - Took him to see Rifter last night man!
Guy 2 - Damn, were they playing?! I can't believe i missed that, i haven't been laid in a week..
Guy 1 - You just missed the opportunity of a lifetime dude
Rifter by Padmasta April 12, 2009
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Butt crack, usually visible when bent over with loose pants.
The plumbers bent over and showed us his rifter.
the best thrift store resale business in the game @_rifter (instagram)
Have you ever been to a thrift store?
"No I just buy stuff at Rifter, it's away better."
Rifter by finn2323 December 9, 2020

Black Rebel Rifter Club 

In the world of Elite Player Vs Player Action, the Black Rebel Rifter Club is none-other then the Dankest, Nastiest, Grungiest Solo PVP Corporation. Words like Amazing, thrilling, How do they do that? are often seen in local when BRRC is around.

Fly Rifter Fly Drunk
Damn those dudes from Black Rebel Rifter Club are dope-nasty as Solo PVP.

johnny rifter 

a rolled marijuana cigarette
Pass that johnny rifter over here. I'll spark it on the bon bifter and take a hit, you cnut
johnny rifter by Diego Simeone December 12, 2008
A back and forth conversation (created by NBA Legend Kevin Garnett)
The ritter im hearing from that room seems intriguing
Ritter by PaniroP August 14, 2023
An annoying stinging twitch in the male penis that causes warm blue acidic juice to burst out of the penis' sliver hole. This juice may cause testicles to hide in the male asshole.
After Markoskas had sex with his lebanese bitch he experienced a fatal rifker that caused his dick to twitch spiradically. Unfortunatly, the blue acidic juice burnt his sexy bitch :(

Elijah's balls got so insecure that they hid in his tight hairy asshole because of the recent Rifker!
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