Book Of Riffz
Is Short lyrical phrases written and created by the AuthorDeShawn L. Yeldell A.K.A MillYentei.
Raps that has been written in half measures.
a person who is very random. thinks random, see random, and talks random. A rifaz believes his randomness will come into good use one day and so continues to be random throughout his life
*between tense conversation*
normal person: i think we should do this first
a rifaz: look at that cloud, its so big and fluffy
An annoying stinging twitch in the male penis that causes warm blue acidic juice to burst out of the penis' sliver hole. This juice may cause testicles to hide in the male asshole.
After Markoskas had sex with his lebanese bitch he experienced a fatal rifker that caused his dick to twitch spiradically. Unfortunatly, the blue acidic juice burnt his sexy bitch :(
Elijah's balls got so insecure that they hid in his tight hairy asshole because of the recent Rifker!
In the modern short/abbreviated language form used in chats, text and tweets, (eg, lol, omg, wtf, fml, etc) RIFKL has been defined as having no definition at all. It can basicly describe any meaning, mood, setting or situation the users wants/agrees it to have. Besides beeing ridicously hard to pronounce it can also have a limitless number of potential actual meanings, thus a very RIFKL kind of word. Important is to note that actual diffrent letters does not have to correspond to actual words beginning with those letters, therefore making RIFKL a possible descriptive word for any thinkable situation. Its mainly used for intern humor as a universal consensus of RIFKL is impossible, its simply too RIFKL!
Lara: "I'm so happy we went to the beach today"!
Jones: "I know, this place is really RIFKL".
John: "maria was looking really hot today"
Terry: "yeah i know, she was totally RIFKL"
James: "omg those pancakes tasted shit"!
Pete: "sorry i fucked up but the recipe was a little bit RIFKL
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.