An annoying stinging twitch in the male penis that causes warm blue acidic juice to burst out of the penis' sliver hole. This juice may cause testicles to hide in the male asshole.

After Markoskas had sex with his lebanese bitch he experienced a fatal rifker that caused his dick to twitch spiradically. Unfortunatly, the blue acidic juice burnt his sexy bitch :(

Elijah's balls got so insecure that they hid in his tight hairy asshole because of the recent Rifker!

Rifker by Sammy Choppers & Bwebwe June 16, 2010

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RIFKL

In the modern short/abbreviated language form used in chats, text and tweets, (eg, lol, omg, wtf, fml, etc) RIFKL has been defined as having no definition at all. It can basicly describe any meaning, mood, setting or situation the users wants/agrees it to have. Besides beeing ridicously hard to pronounce it can also have a limitless number of potential actual meanings, thus a very RIFKL kind of word. Important is to note that actual diffrent letters does not have to correspond to actual words beginning with those letters, therefore making RIFKL a possible descriptive word for any thinkable situation. Its mainly used for intern humor as a universal consensus of RIFKL is impossible, its simply too RIFKL!

Lara: "I'm so happy we went to the beach today"!
Jones: "I know, this place is really RIFKL".

John: "maria was looking really hot today"
Terry: "yeah i know, she was totally RIFKL"

James: "omg those pancakes tasted shit"!
Pete: "sorry i fucked up but the recipe was a little bit RIFKL

RIFKL by idiana81xox August 1, 2011

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rifkin

The ridge between the anus and scrotum where the penis actually ends, also the coolest word ever created.

While you're down there, remember to massage the rifkin.

rifkin by Seth Walsh (cactus) February 16, 2005

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rifka

A mom of many children with K names. If funny and outgoing and has perfect teeth. Is always stunning and pretty blue eyes.

That girl is such a rifka, I wanna be like her.

rifka by Lit4lifek March 13, 2018

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