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As related to the Ridgway of the Pacific Northwest, not those ass-munchers east of the Rockies.
One who is extremely well hung. Much like a bull elk.
Man, did you see Steve? He must be a Ridgway! Not like that pencil-dick Joe...poor Joe.
Ridgway by cornjole June 1, 2009

Ridgway, PA 

Small hillbilly town in the Appalachians. Found in North Central Pennsylvania. The locals smoke meth, and talk like they're from the ghetto when they've never seen a hood before or left the town other than to frequent the Walmart one town over. Their hood accent is so bad it can only be attributed to Methany from the trailer park looking for BBC, except they're too poor to actually own trailers or do real drugs. Most have little to no teeth, and look completely worn out before the dawning of their 25th birthday. You'll see them sporting 7 year old heavily stained and soiled Goodwill attire, or Shein and Walmart when they really want to get fancy. They'll all tell you proudly that they are all related to one another and there's only actually 3 families in the area, so keep watch for the inbreeding.
We have to pass through Ridgway, oh no. Don't let the toothless guy at the store get you.
There's the Devil's Rejects, and then there's Ridgway, PA.

We took a Wrong Turn, and now we're in Ridgway, PA.
Ridgway, PA by kandid karen May 4, 2024

Joey Ridgway

the coolest person ever that knows how to cheer anyone up

do not give him an option to tackle you or else it hurts
I was walking across the street when some Joey Ridgway tackled me to the floor.

poppy ridgway 

poppy ridgway by karen ridgway November 8, 2010

Kane v ridgway 

The way of saying kane is very very very superior to Ridgway.
In the last 3 years kane v ridgway ridgway neverwon they are literally terrible. -Hunter on 3/26/2021
Kane v ridgway by Shia LaBeaof March 26, 2021

Ridgeway 

A sexual act referring to when a man is inside a girls vagina and another person jerks him off from her asshole
Man I had sex with Jessica and Katie last night they gave me a ridgeway. It was the weirdest thing I've ever experienced.
Ridgeway by Punchpunch November 7, 2016