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Ricktarded 

Any instance where you do something completely retarded or resembling a red headed step child in desperate need of an unrelenting beating. When someone does something so inexplicably ridiculous you want to throat punch a baby.
Wow, I can't get over the fact that he actually attemted that! Absolutly ricktarded. Only a ricktard would try to pull off something so rickdiculous! I'm astounded by your ricktardedness!!!! Get in your bed you flacid peice of shit!
Ricktarded by Brentlyexperience November 22, 2011

Ricktarded 

A person who has been on a bender for more than 6 weeks, and has now reached the point of appearing mentally challenged.
Wow, that dude is Ricktarded
Ricktarded by HilariousAlways January 29, 2018

Ricktarded 

4.0 Student who still doesn't know shit. Easily spotted and heard as they are ALWAYS listening to Pearl Jam.
His Ricktarded ass actually thought Yellow Ledbetter had lyrics.
Ricktarded by ThaMain1 November 3, 2010

Dicktarded 

The state of consciousness or euphoria following orgasm after having really good sex.
Sex with john left me dicktarded.
Dicktarded by Xtyn82 June 28, 2017

richarded 

The act of being slightly retarded. Acting like a Richard.
You just stuck your dick into an man whores dick blender, what are you Richarded?!
richarded by Octavusprime November 13, 2011

riptarded 

retarded high.
the most extreme state of \HIGH/.
I smoked myself riptarded.
riptarded by Sm0k3y Mac P0t April 8, 2005

Racetarded

One who knows nothing about what the term 'Racism' and say people are racist when it's not racist at all.
"That guy over there is really black."

-"Dude you're so racist."

"That wasn't racist; it was a fact. You're so racetarded."
Racetarded by Epic*Man May 1, 2014
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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