Rizztarded

When the sped guy gets all the bitches.

Did you hear that autistic Randy went to prom with the girl with triple d’s?

Yeah bros rizztarded

Rizztarded by The aurizzdick one October 3, 2023

Rizztarded

Something to say to someone who thinks they can attract women but in reality they can and never will.

Person A: Damn did you see thomas try to talk to that chick he was acting pretty rizztarded.

Rizztarded by E.M.1 February 27, 2024

riptarded 

retarded high.
the most extreme state of \HIGH/.

I smoked myself riptarded.

riptarded by Sm0k3y Mac P0t April 8, 2005

Rizztard 

Someone who lacks any rizz or someone who can’t pull or sustain a bitch

“Damn David just fumbled another bitch I swear he can’t fucking pull he is such a rizztard”

Rizztard by GRΛY November 4, 2022

Razetarded 

1) The ability to take a simple, mundane task and completely and categorically fail at it in new and exciting ways.

2) Describing someone so incredibly stupid, it's borders on inhuman.

1) Man, it took you 40 years to learn how to tie your shoes? That's razetarded.

2) You went out to drink with some darkies? That's pretty razetarded right there.

Dedicated to the WoW guild Raze, of Winterhoof.

Razetarded by Whappppp April 20, 2009

Ricetarded 

Ricetarded/Ricetard
adjective

less advanced in mental or physical knowledge about Asian/Chinese culture.

John's ricetarded, he thinks everyone in China know kung fu.

Ricetarded by howwonderfoo October 30, 2013

Rigtarded 

When it is obvious that someone is lazy or stupid by their sloppy and careless work.

If Cal wouldn't have done such a rigtarded job on the lawn mower, it would still be working!

Rigtarded by Night Lightning June 9, 2013