Rizztarded

When the sped guy gets all the bitches.

Did you hear that autistic Randy went to prom with the girl with triple d’s?

Yeah bros rizztarded

by The aurizzdick one October 3, 2023

Rizztarded

Something to say to someone who thinks they can attract women but in reality they can and never will.

Person A: Damn did you see thomas try to talk to that chick he was acting pretty rizztarded.

by E.M.1 February 27, 2024

riptarded

retarded high.
the most extreme state of \HIGH/.

I smoked myself riptarded.

by Sm0k3y Mac P0t April 8, 2005

Rizztard

Someone who lacks any rizz or someone who can’t pull or sustain a bitch

“Damn David just fumbled another bitch I swear he can’t fucking pull he is such a rizztard”

by GRΛY November 4, 2022

Razetarded

1) The ability to take a simple, mundane task and completely and categorically fail at it in new and exciting ways.

2) Describing someone so incredibly stupid, it's borders on inhuman.

1) Man, it took you 40 years to learn how to tie your shoes? That's razetarded.

2) You went out to drink with some darkies? That's pretty razetarded right there.

Dedicated to the WoW guild Raze, of Winterhoof.

by Whappppp April 20, 2009

Ricetarded

Ricetarded/Ricetard
adjective

less advanced in mental or physical knowledge about Asian/Chinese culture.

John's ricetarded, he thinks everyone in China know kung fu.

by howwonderfoo October 30, 2013

Rigtarded

When it is obvious that someone is lazy or stupid by their sloppy and careless work.

If Cal wouldn't have done such a rigtarded job on the lawn mower, it would still be working!

by Night Lightning June 9, 2013