Richtarded

The Woodlands. To spoiled and contested in their surplus of funds to understand how life really works. Every single kid who grew up in The Woodlands.

Dude, that kid is richtarded! I heard he is from The Woodlands.

by darkcard February 10, 2009

Richtarded

That moment when somebody is so rich, they have no idea how to spend their money wisely. So they spend lots of it on useless shit that isn't even relevant to them.

Max: Dude, did you here about Connor after he won the lottery?
Tom: Yeah, he spent it all on useless shit.
Max: That guy is so rich, he's retarded.
Tom: He's richtarded, Max. *Gets MLG glasses*

by BallistaTheDeer October 4, 2015

Richtarded

Adj.

When a person who has a lot of money doesn't quite grasp the concept of being broke or poor and is called out on it.

John, I don't see why you just don't go buy a new car if yours isn't working.

Joseph, shut up. Im flat broke. You're so richtarded.

by kittylitter090 May 24, 2016

Richtarded

Richtarded: (noun) When someone named Richard doesn't get enough sleep, or does something to be considered dumb, in-fact being a dumb boy.

Someone named Richard: Hey I didn't sleep at all!
You: Wow, thats not good.
Someone named Richard: Yes, I was being Richtarded

by TagReaper February 25, 2021

Richtered

The amount of ground shaking force produced by a fall, by any number of methods.

Dude, when Fat Joe fell off his skateboard, he richtered so hard, we felt it a block away

by Eyetye August 21, 2008

richarded

The act of being slightly retarded. Acting like a Richard.

You just stuck your dick into an man whores dick blender, what are you Richarded?!

by Octavusprime November 13, 2011

riptarded

retarded high.
the most extreme state of \HIGH/.

I smoked myself riptarded.

by Sm0k3y Mac P0t April 8, 2005