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Russell Wilson 

the Qb for the seahawks. He just won the Superbowl.

Hes a very decent QB, but he has the best defense behind him. Its a good thing to have that behind you, but he plays every drive like its the final one, so Russell gets my vote over RGIII and Andrew Luck.

its sad that his biggest Idol, Drew Fleas, gets in doggie position awaiting the awesome Wilson and the Seahawks D. (defense you freaks)

in January of 2013, he lost to the Atlanta Falcons. i take pride knowing my team is the only one who beaten Russell Wilson in the post season.

Rise Up
drunk 49ers Fan: We're not the New Orleans Aints! we got 5 rings!

Russell Wilson: and how many rings did you get in the past 5 years?

Drunk 49ers Fan: ..........
Russell Wilson by b17 February 2, 2014

Russell Wilson 

Russell Carrington Wilson (born November 29, 1988) is an American football quarterback for the Seattle Seahawks of the National Football League (NFL). Wilson was selected by the Seahawks with the 12th pick in the third round (75th overall) of the 2012 NFL Draft.2
Drew Brees is his idol to look up to growing up.

Wilson played college football for the University of Wisconsin during the 2011 season, in which he set the single season FBS record for passing efficiency (191.8) and led the team to a Big Ten title and the 2012 Rose Bowl.3 Wilson received the Big Ten Quarterback of the Year award and was named a consensus first-team All-Big Ten and third-team All-American by Yahoo! Sports.4

Wilson played football and baseball for North Carolina State University before transferring to Wisconsin. In 2008, he was named the ACC Rookie of the Year in football and became the first freshman quarterback to receive first team All-ACC honors. Wilson also played minor league baseball for the Tri-City Dust Devils in 2010 and the Asheville Tourists in 2011 as a second baseman.5

Wilson signed a four-year, $2.99 million contract with the Seattle Seahawks on May 7, 2012 and was named the team's starting quarterback on August 26, 2012.67 In his rookie season Wilson led the Seahawks to a 11-5 regular season record and the divisional round of the NFL playoffs, and was voted the Pepsi NFL Rookie of the Year.89
Did you see that touchdown pass from Russel Wilson to Golden Tate in St. Louis?
Yeah, Russell Wilson is the man!
Russell Wilson by David Faustino December 8, 2013

danielle rose russell 

a really sexy and cute woman that got body shamed on twitter for losing weight ? like what she literally gorgeous y’all are just jealous of her
who’s danielle rose russell? a really sexy girl

Russell Lissack 

Small, shy and extremely talented guitarist in Bloc Party. The object of many a Bloc fan's affections. Famous for sporting the must have asymmetric fringe of 2005, which NME named the "bloc head".
Hairdresser! I demand you cut my hair in the style of Russell Lissack.
Russell Lissack by oh stella July 15, 2005

russell peters 

one of the funniest comedians ever, an indian-canadian comedian who uses racial jokes for his comedy, which is freaking hilarious
"we r gay! and we r Indian! we r representing the gay south asian community"
'do u know them'
'how the hell would i know them dad'
'because they r of the gay, and u r of the entertainment business'
russell peters by Tyler Faust March 16, 2005

Russell Wilson 

Russell Wilson is the starting quarterback for the Seattle Seahawks in the National Football League. Russell was drafted in the 3rd round 75th overall in the 2012 NFL Draft. He was a star college player, who played for NC state for 3 years, and Wisconcin 1 year being named to 1st team all big ten, and going to the rose bowl. Russell Wilson was very over looked going to the NFL mainly because of his size 5'11''. Russell proved all the doubters wrong, making 2 pro bowl appearances in his first two seasons, while adding 2 super bowl appearances, winning 1. Russell Wilson is a 3x pro bowler who will eventually become known as one of the greatest dual threat quarterbacks ever to play in the NFL.
Did you see the reply of Russell Wilson scrambling around 3 defenders, and find Tyler Lockett wide open for a Touchdown?
Russell Wilson by stanimal51 June 12, 2016
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