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revruiting 

Revruiting is the art of recruiting yet you have fat fingers and and you hit a v not a c , then some smart arse wanker pulls you up on it like hes some fucking harvard graduate after cheap laughs.
Look at this bloke on a revruiting mission. Hey Richy whats revruiting , 🤡.
revruiting by Lord Rich May 11, 2024

rewriting history 

When a person can't take the reality of the truth about a breakup and instead "rewrites" what really happened and then tells other people the story as if that's what really happened.
Josh couldn't take the fact that Kathryn dumped him for his brother. By rewriting history, he could tell everyone he dumped her.
rewriting history by gothchic June 15, 2011

Recruiting Fairy 

PARK JIMIN.

Park Jimin has been dubbed the Stan Attractor and Recruiting Fairy (fondly called induct by Koreans) of BTS since the beginning. Even when BTS wasn’t as big yet, the whole world has been watching Jimin and he has already been featured by tons of international news outlets. Named as one of the best boyband members of all time by The Guardian, Jimin was listed by Korean media as one of the idols in charge of killing parts, that brought millions of fans into the fandom. The 333 guy from Fire, the 424 guy from Not Today, the iconic Blood, Sweat and Tears intro, the Perfect Man, the Marionette from Fake Love, the Dust Dance from Spring Day, the Black Swan and many more. Most new fans, when asked, claimed to have seen one of these killing parts and decided to Stan BTS. Apart from Jimin’s killer stage performances, his visuals have also drawn lots of fans having gone viral multitudes of times by just standing and being absolutely beautiful. Remember the most viral fancam of all fancams, the 7 second guy. Yes. That’s Jimin, just breathing.

As Face of Kpop, locals know him. NonKpop fans associate Kpop with Jimin. Media is all over him. They say every year, locals fall in love with a new Kpop guy only to find out it’s just Jimin with a different hair color.
I started stanning BTS when I saw recruiting fairy Jimin on Perfect Man.
Recruiting Fairy by UnbiasedViews January 28, 2021

Recruting 

Recruting - This is the definition of orally pleasuring the anus, also known as rimming. This term comes from the unusual technique used with the tongue when using the tip to lick tiny dragon shaped circles into the anus, whilst then moving onto spelling out the name Chris in calligraphy.
Chris was recruting two homeless men at the same time. He moved from one anus to the other in what can only be described as pure synchronisation.
Recruting by BruceLee21 April 30, 2021

John recruiting squad 

A group of prostitutes who give away free sex as a promotional for there business.
In some cases they will get in the back of a van and get naked and are driven around and they offer free sex to preteens to introduce them to the sex business. And in some cases they are kiddnaped just long enough to introduce them to sex.
Usually only the hotest women are picked for this.
It's our lucky day theres a john recruiting squad.

Rewriting the Warsaw Pact 

fucking, having sex, getting it on, etc.
I opened the door and my roommate and his girl were rewriting the warsaw pact.
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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