Reviewer 2 

Condescending asshole. Actively misinterprets everything you say.

Stop it Dave, you're acting like an absolute Reviewer 2.

Reviewer 2 by scholar42 May 17, 2016

reviewer route 

(n) when someone uses numerous large words in an attempt to seem more intelligent than they are; to be pretentious

"Man, you really took the reviewer route on that essay."

reviewer route by Sam Hartung June 4, 2007

The Food Reviewer 

The Food Reviewer (aka TFR) is an obese white teenager who "reviews" food. He is a world-renowned professional food critic, and has spent almost his entire life in culinary school. He was brought into the food business by Paula Surette, owner and CEO of Cakes By Paula. He creates youtube videos where he "reviews" food, and decides whether or not "It's a buy" after using his amazing taste skills to test the food. His culinary abilities put Bobby Flay and Paula Dean to shame. His most notable video is probably the Fruit Gushers review which has unfortunately been removed from his account. His videos have become highly popular, not because of their educational food information, but rather because of the humor of a fat boy reviewing junk food. I highly recommend his videos if you want to learn about the tastiness of Entenmann's Chocolate Donuts or if you simply want to laugh.

A typical clip from the food reviewer

"Ok, today I'm going to review fruit gushers"
*Inserts gushers into mouth*
"mmm"
"It's definitely a buy"

The Food Reviewer by noap July 4, 2012

Review Reviewer 

A reviewer who reviews reviews.

Person 1: "My job is a review reviewer".
Person 2: "Wow, that's very confusing".

Review Reviewer by Scientific_ September 4, 2017

uh hey reviewer of this definition 

uh this is when you speak directly to the reviewers for the definitions on the popular website urban dictionary.

uh hey reviewer of this definition this is a random person speaking and i want to ask you about your day. how many definitions do you review a day and is it funny?

uh hey reviewer of this definition by Bihg shues lookin a$$ May 19, 2021

Yelp Reviewer 

Every restaurant's worst nightmare. They give bad reviews and boss everyone around!

"Oh no, a Yelp Reviewer! Now we have to give him the best service and food ever, or else he will give us a bad review, which will ruin our reputation forever!"

Yelp Reviewer by anonymous October 14, 2022

Premature-Reviewer 

An idiot who feels the need to review a product before they have tested it.

-"Bob, what are you going to do today?"
"Well, I haven't received my new lawn mower yet, but I want to go ahead and get the review out of the way."
-"Bob, you're a premature-reviewer, and therefore you're a douchebag."

Premature-Reviewer by Blaytant January 31, 2012