Retiga is a common slang term that has been surfacing in Southern U.S. Retiga is a acronym for the slurs “retarded” and “nigga”.
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Uncontrollable staring at a hot piece of ass.
Causes; Lululemon, bikinis, full lips, shiny hair, high heels, perky breasts, tight ass, short shorts and or a cute smile.
Symptoms include; tunnel vision, sudden rapid heart beat, shortness of breath, sweating, swelling of the penis, loss of cognition and lucid daydreaming.
Complications include; crashing your car, getting slapped by your girlfriend, whiplash, fear and loathing, masturbation and downing multiple shots of Tequila in a feeble effort to gain the courage to talk to her.
Transmission occurs primarily at bars, beaches and the mall but can and does occur almost anywhere.
Causes; Lululemon, bikinis, full lips, shiny hair, high heels, perky breasts, tight ass, short shorts and or a cute smile.
Symptoms include; tunnel vision, sudden rapid heart beat, shortness of breath, sweating, swelling of the penis, loss of cognition and lucid daydreaming.
Complications include; crashing your car, getting slapped by your girlfriend, whiplash, fear and loathing, masturbation and downing multiple shots of Tequila in a feeble effort to gain the courage to talk to her.
Transmission occurs primarily at bars, beaches and the mall but can and does occur almost anywhere.
After the crash Brad's doctor diagnosed him with Acute Retinal Vaginitis and he was found "not a fault"
The stalking charges were dropped after it was found the the defendant suffered from Chronic Retinal Vaginitis.
"Sorry honey, I didn't mean to stare at her, my Retinal Vaginitis flared up again!"
The stalking charges were dropped after it was found the the defendant suffered from Chronic Retinal Vaginitis.
"Sorry honey, I didn't mean to stare at her, my Retinal Vaginitis flared up again!"
by whatstheword August 12, 2012
Get the Retinal Vaginitis mug.Posh town near Redhill and Crawley, that Redhill and Crawley kids regard as nerd-central. Reigate kids think they're better than Redhill kids (they are)
'You wanna go to Redhill or Crawley'
Reigate kid: 'No, I'd rather die'.
Reigate Kid: 'At least I'm not from Redhill'.
Reigate kid: 'No, I'd rather die'.
Reigate Kid: 'At least I'm not from Redhill'.
by Bob Bob Garrod November 30, 2009
Get the Reigate mug.Reigan is a funny, cool and all around fun person. She enjoys singing and ancient and is very good at both. She’s usually brown haired and brown eyed. She’s very pretty and sweet. She’s got hella jokes. She is shy and flirts with guys when need be. She’s bomb at sports. Guys love her and adore her.
by thickbitch69 May 5, 2018
Get the reigan mug.1. A moron who things that answers provided by his/her religion are true and that science and scientists lie.
2. A typically ill-informed and ill-educated wing-nut hold beliefs like pastor Terry Jones, Jimmy Falwell, James Dobson, Pat Robertson, and denies accurate, valid, and legit science.
3. A combination of the words "religion" and "retard".
2. A typically ill-informed and ill-educated wing-nut hold beliefs like pastor Terry Jones, Jimmy Falwell, James Dobson, Pat Robertson, and denies accurate, valid, and legit science.
3. A combination of the words "religion" and "retard".
Eg 1. Man: Did you hear what Sarah "Caraibou Barbie" Palin said?
Woman: How did she embarrassed all of America in the world's eyes?
Man: She thinks the world is 6000 years old and that humans and dinosaurs lived at the same time.
Woman: She is religatard.
Eg 2. Woman: I can't believe I was so calm with Sara.
Man: What happened?
Woman: She just told me that every single muslim is evil, homosexuality will destroy humanity, and the Haiti earthquake was the result of 100 year old pact with the devil.
Man: She is a fucking religatard.
Woman: How did she embarrassed all of America in the world's eyes?
Man: She thinks the world is 6000 years old and that humans and dinosaurs lived at the same time.
Woman: She is religatard.
Eg 2. Woman: I can't believe I was so calm with Sara.
Man: What happened?
Woman: She just told me that every single muslim is evil, homosexuality will destroy humanity, and the Haiti earthquake was the result of 100 year old pact with the devil.
Man: She is a fucking religatard.
by Thinking Human May 31, 2011
Get the Religatard mug.Someone that lets religion control every aspect of that person's life to the point of absurdity. Also drives everyone away with a bunch of crazy talk.
by Dave July 11, 2003
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