retarticals

molecular particals in your brain that make you do retarded things

"Did you see that guy walk into the teleplone pole ? "
" Yea he must have an overabundance of retarticals in his head today. "

by jeff raz May 3, 2010

retart

Retarded spelling of 'retard'

<KlingonKnight> HAR GHA URA SUK @ HAXORING
<Buttock> And?
<KlingonKnight> SHATAP URA RETART

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003

retarted

One who has been given additional tarts.

Tartmobile vendor: Here is your extra tart sir. Consider yourself retarted.
Tartmobile customer: Yes thank you I am certainly retarted and happy!

by underdogFromLux September 13, 2008

retarted

A retarded person's way of spelling the word "retarded."

Ex: Han Solo is retarded for making a definiton for the word retarted without knowing how to spell it correctly.

"ZOMG I'M SO RETARDED I SAY RETARTED!!!"

by Kfizzle April 28, 2006

retart

Someone with the intelligence of a pop-tart.

Becky was being a retart when she put her hand in the blender.

by MuffinMurder December 1, 2015

retarted

The mongo spelling of the word retarded.

I am retarted. (yes you are!)

by Super Cool Joe May 13, 2003

retart

retart for the dumb fucks who cant spell retard and claim that retart is actually the real way to say it and spell it. RETARD IS THE REAL WAY TO SPELL IT AND SAY IT. RETARDS.

Jon: you are such a retart.
Dave: dont you mean retard? you retard.
Jon: no wtf is retard? its retart.

by ischoolu October 3, 2008