retarted fuck
your fucking retarded!
retarted fuck by CummingGilinsky January 3, 2017
retarded fuck
retarded fuck by your. real. name. December 24, 2010
retarded monkey fuck
Someone who constantly repeats the same lame joke they've already told you 3,000 million times before, expecting that the 3,001 millionth time you're bound to laugh.
Retarded Monkey Fuck: Hey, what's brown and sticky?
Other Guy: I don't know, jackass. Why don't you tell me?
Retarded Monkey Fuck: A stick! Haha!
Other Guy: I'm so glad I have zoloft...
Other Guy: I don't know, jackass. Why don't you tell me?
Retarded Monkey Fuck: A stick! Haha!
Other Guy: I'm so glad I have zoloft...
retarded monkey fuck by Gerbilweebies April 29, 2005
Fuck Retarded
Nic: "You know... all she's asking for, is for me to give up my independence, man-hood, and free-will. That's not that bad, right?"
Sean: "Nic, you are so Fuck Retarded I can't stand it."
Sean: "Nic, you are so Fuck Retarded I can't stand it."
Fuck Retarded by JMY87 September 15, 2011
Retarded as fuck
Retarded as fuck by WellDonePrussia August 8, 2021
He's a bitch, selfish fuck him killurself you're fucking retarded
retarded fuckchild
Its not self-explanitory, it occurs when there is either an incest relationship because they did not spread apart the genes, therefor resulting in a shallow gene pool.
OR when a child is just plain out retarded..
OR when a child is just plain out retarded..
Crackwhore: my uncle, dad, and brother all raped me, im also retarded so thats why im a retarded fuckchild.
retarded fuckchild by Fuckthepainaway April 8, 2005
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