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relaidsionship 

Re-LAID-sionship.
When someones in a relationship, or a friends with benefits situation, and it seems as if the only thing holding the two people together is the sexual relations, versus the two people just enjoying each others company with sexual relations as an extra bonus.
girl #1: Me and Johnny just got back from another night in bed.

girl #2: Was it totally romantic?

girl #1: No, it's more like a relaidsionship. There isn't much chemistry outside of the bedroom.
relaidsionship by Ellie Arbor November 13, 2009

Retardsmanship

The act of displaying unintelligent behaviour
Dude, did you see John put that pergola up? That was the best display of retardsmanship I’ve ever seen!
Retardsmanship by LeeNorman May 13, 2023

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026