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retardshit! 

A person that is trying to do something and the matter might be in delay or fails and that person struggles through the consequences of their tribulation,.
retardshit! can be an expression of lament in a moment such as locking their key the car..or they try to fix something that breaks or is not fixable. instead...things get worse with no fault of their own or trying to help somebody when you make it harder for them instead. bad luck. cursed
retardshit! by Absqaushilate April 16, 2021
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retard shit 

When you walk in to the bathroom and you can smell a nasty shit, but it also has a weird smell to it that could have not come from a normal human.
Man who shit in here? That's the strangest smelling shit ever. It must be a retard shit.
retard shit by the wonkey July 8, 2009

retard shit 

This term should instead be referred to a moment rather than a person, place, or thing. perhaps when trying to make something function when without any given instruction, the party with subject manner at hand has severe difficulty completing the task because they didn't lookup how to or proper instructions were lost/destroyed - they try to tinker with their creativity skills and end up taking forever complete the task.
* also this may best relate to a 'tweaker moment', - when something isn't quite right with trying operating something with no credential or training/ backround experience therefore this DIY approach was taken way out of proportion and may take the individual forever to complete, because they don't know wtf they're doing, long story short. Something as frustrating as this sounds is what i call "retard shit" from trying to function without important parts or tools to get something to work.
example: "I don't have the patients for this 'retard shit' - trying to go out of my way to do this will make me be late for school! Find someone else to help you bruh! I give up."

scenerio: when trying to fix a spray bottle that is not spraying contents, when no instructions came equipped with the merchandise (spray nozzle and bottle) - yet, there may be a tube and little plastic components that are also fixxed with the nozzle part, that might need to lock in or be fixiated a certain way to make function properly.
retard shit by niteridet December 3, 2019

returdshit 

Someone who is very special, aka a window licker that smells like shit
mental people who shit there pants
returdshit by fishinpompey September 11, 2005

Retard shit 

A crude term used to describe a piece of media or behaviour characterized by senselessness, nihilism and overall lack of substance.
-Did you see the latest MrBeast video?
-No that's retard shit.
Retard shit by Wotanski January 20, 2024
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