retard tax

The amount of (additional) money that must be paid for a good or service, caused by the stupidity or carelessness of the customer.

"How much was the spot at the RV Park?"

"It was only $40, but I backed my RV into an electrical post, and had to pay the retard tax of $800.

by DeekGray September 11, 2025

retardtard

When your so high you get so retarded that you can’t even say retarded so it changed to retardtard

Man I’m so high I’m retardtard

by Sam.BartyB September 18, 2019

retardtastic

when someone is so stupid you can’t handle their shit anymore and you have to repeat the message 4x

* tells a whole story

“WHAT?”
*tells it again because it didn’t make sense
“ i’m done, are u retardtastic?”

by purplemonkey8 December 18, 2023

RETARDMAXXING

Intentionally shutting off overthinking, analysis paralysis, perfectionism, and excessive hesitation so you can take fast, instinctive, gut-level action instead.

Deliberately operating at
reduced prefrontal-cortex inhibition to bypass overanalysis and maximize raw output velocity / instinct-driven decisions.

I've been unemployed 2 years So now l'm just RETARDMAXXING my job search by applying everywhere and it’s working. I’m actually getting interviews.

by Avery Yapps January 18, 2026

Retardmaxing

When your boys says some stupid shit and you look at them and say “are you retardmaxing”

“Conner are you retardmaxing, what do you mean that Josh Allen is less of a pussy than Jared Goff”

by blowedmajesty February 8, 2026

Retardmaxx

Taking action without looming about the consequences to yourself

ps it its retarded to not think about others... if you think about only yourself you are anti-retardmaxx

Josh just retardmaxx it, do not try, do, if not for do then there is no try.

Josh just retardmaxxed that cliff dude, what a badass.

by chadbacca July 15, 2025

Retardmaxxing

A term popularized by Youtuber Elisha Long. Retardmaxxing is the philosophy of taking action without overthinking things. The idea is that you are not successful in life because overthinking prevents you from taking action and retardmaxxers(people who engage in retardmaxxing) are successful because they take action and are not held back by analysis paralysis due to overthinking every little decision.

Example:
Kevin: damn bro how did you become so successful recently?
Bob: i just stopped thinking and started retardmaxxing

I’m tired of not getting anywhere in life, I think I will start retardmaxxing.

by Wiseguy_spaghetti September 23, 2025