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Richard's Retard Ranch 

A place where retards, like Richard or the fuckers who live above you in an apartment or dorm, belong. The people at Richard's Retard Ranch act like complete fags and don't know what the fuck they're doing, so they annoy the fuck out of you like the stupid little cunts they are. Most of them don't believe in Cunt church, and belong with Hitler down in hell. If one of these retards lives near you, deport them back to Richard's Retard Ranch like the president deports beaners back to mexico.
"Oh fuck, its a retard that belongs at Richard's Retard Ranch."

Retardo Ricardo 

A title given to an extreme stupid person. A Motard.
We would have been done already had Retardo Ricardo over there not dropped the dishes!!
Retardo Ricardo by Jackalman December 6, 2007

ricardo retardo 

When you get very intense war flashbacks from something. Some flashbacks may be of thumb man, or Noah. The scariest of all flashbacks is Ricardo. The reason for this is because only retards see him, hence the name retardo ricardo. Another scary part is that he makes anyone gay with his sexy pecs and biceps. And lets not forget his charm.
You know noah?
Ya, thumb man?
Bro, you just gave me ricardo retardo flashbacks

Rickardo Retardo

The tightest group of friends ever. Friend trio is ideal.
Abbey, Mikayla, and Ana are the Rickardo Retardos of the town!
Rickardo Retardo by youngbandanna December 24, 2020