restless restless syndrome 

A restless urge to be restless.

"Does Ami have restless restless syndrome?"
"Nah, he's just go ADHD and ADD, and drank a bit too much coffee, and snorted a tad of cocaine, and ate sugar spiked sugar cookies, and had a speed-sundae, he'll be fine in a few years."

restless restless syndrome by Sudonihymn August 19, 2011

Restless Lip Syndrome

When a person keeps interrupting a conversation and can't keep their mouth shut.

Chris has to come my house to drink because when we're at his house, Lindas Restless Lip Syndrome prevents us from carrying on a conversation.

Restless Lip Syndrome by HB Brother From Another Mother September 29, 2009

Restless Balls Syndrome 

Similar to restless leg syndrome, RBS happens when a male suffers from lack of sleep due to general discomfort and restlessness of his scrotum. A male may find it difficult to find a comfortable position of his testes while typically lying on his side. The onset of RBS is frequently caused by another condition called blue balls.

Wife: "Why are you squirming around?? Go to sleep!"
Husband: "I can't! I got Restless Balls Syndrome and I can't decide if my sack is more comfy tucked or hanging free."

Restless Balls Syndrome by Oolagah December 18, 2011

restless bird syndrome 

the act of masturbating all night in your sleep.
chronic uncontrollable nocturnal masturbation

frank was wondering why his penis and wrist were always sore when he wakes up in the morning so he went to the doctor and was diagnosed with restless bird syndrome.

restless bird syndrome by jobens October 7, 2012

Restless Vagina Syndrome 

or RVS. A syndrome where you cannot go a certain amount of time without having sex. If you do, your vagina gets restless. As seen on David Spade's "The Show Biz Show"

Paris Hilton was released from jail because of an unknown medical condition. It was later revealed that she was suffering from a severe case of Restless Vagina Syndrome.

Restless Vagina Syndrome by RebeccaLynne July 13, 2007

Restless Anal Syndrome 

Restless Anal Syndrome is when you asshole let’s lose and is very tired 95% of the time.

Seth Hudnall has Restless Anal Syndrome

Restless Anal Syndrome by Seth J Hudnall October 5, 2021

Restless Leg Syndrome 

When people sleep, their legs continue to move. This can be easily mistaken for a dream, when really they are suffering from a disease that does not allow them to stop dancing. It is terrible disease because people are not able to get enough sleep. This can lead to deteriorating physical and mental health.

A: I wasn't able to sleep last night because your legs kept moving.
B: Well, I suffer from Restless Leg Syndrome. I cannot keep myself from dancing while I try to sleep. I was doing an Irish Jig last night. That's the worst one.

Restless Leg Syndrome by joegunnar March 12, 2011