Skip to main content
Ugly as hell, keeper of the devil aka Tiffani "with an I", wants to be with mudusa not realising she is nothing but a devil spawn. Will be bent over and penatrated by the military every day for the rest of his life.
Nick Restifo is currently having relations with a spawn of the devil.
restifo by DC1998 December 17, 2017
Words you can keep
a fucking superhero. my fucking superhero.
You are such a Restivo.
Restivo by Nazmi December 27, 2008
Related Words
To restore and modify.
Once I purchase the 69' El Camino, I will restify it.
Restify by Andrukas December 7, 2003
Restivo's are the most awesome people ever. Their family is loud and outgoing. They love everyone around them and that's the only reason their around them!
Boy 1: "That family is so cool!"
Boy 2: "Oh them! Those are the Restivo's!"
Restivo by #Dwightisawesome! October 13, 2018
It means someone who is dumb can't do their jobs and scams people in Growtopia.
Zeh: Hey I met a Restford in SEEDS
OldGertie: Let's go there!
Restford by unknownIndogwkwk March 8, 2020
(verb)- The act of flexing one's muscles so hard that it causes the individual to prematurely ejaculate in one's pants and scare off women.
"Dude, that chick is checking you out. You should totally show her your guns."

"Yea, let's hope I don't restivo and ruin the night"
Restivo by booty sweat April 1, 2009

restitootion

Compensatory actions/resources for being subjected to either farting or horn-playing.
All dinner-guests should be required to sign a liability-waiver if either baked beans are served or brass-band music is performed, so dat said gathering's hosts won't hafta worry about having restitootion sought.
restitootion by QuacksO July 28, 2025
More from Urban Dictionary

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
Next