Restivo

a fucking superhero. my fucking superhero.

You are such a Restivo.

by Nazmi December 27, 2008

Restivo

Restivo's are the most awesome people ever. Their family is loud and outgoing. They love everyone around them and that's the only reason their around them!

Boy 1: "That family is so cool!"
Boy 2: "Oh them! Those are the Restivo's!"

by #Dwightisawesome! October 13, 2018

Restivo

(verb)- The act of flexing one's muscles so hard that it causes the individual to prematurely ejaculate in one's pants and scare off women.

"Dude, that chick is checking you out. You should totally show her your guns."

"Yea, let's hope I don't restivo and ruin the night"

by booty sweat April 1, 2009

restiverb

noun.

To replace part of a word with another word.

Coming from Latin: restituo - replace, and verbum - word

v. (past)Restiverbed, (present) Restiverbing

adj. Restiverbious

Opporpoonity (Opportunity + Poon)
Chronnoisseur (Chronic + Connoisseur)
Sexting (Sex + Texting)

Phillip used a restiverb when he wanted to create a catchy phrase so people would think he was clever.

by nuglifee December 7, 2009

restivities

The period of time immediately following a hectic holiday season. Once the festivities are over, the restivities can begin.

Sit back, put your feet up, and let the restivities begin!

by writnstuff December 4, 2010

restifo

Ugly as hell, keeper of the devil aka Tiffani "with an I", wants to be with mudusa not realising she is nothing but a devil spawn. Will be bent over and penatrated by the military every day for the rest of his life.

Nick Restifo is currently having relations with a spawn of the devil.

by DC1998 December 17, 2017

resivour

razor reserved for shaving hair around the anus. Don't get this one mixed up with your regular razor unless you don't care about having dookie on yer face.

"Dude your razor smells funny."
"Oh god, that's my resivour, you didn't use it did you?"

by Shlicky September 15, 2006