Restford
Restford by unknownIndogwkwk March 8, 2020
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Retford
A town in North Nottinghamshire with no history and yet prides itself in being historic.
The only viable activity is to develop a drinking problem.
Nothing in the way of night clubs but still has a vibrant *cough* nightlife. (If you want a fight that is)
The only viable activity is to develop a drinking problem.
Nothing in the way of night clubs but still has a vibrant *cough* nightlife. (If you want a fight that is)
person one- "night out in Retford?"
person two- "much as I like not being in a fight, there's nothing better to do"
person two- "much as I like not being in a fight, there's nothing better to do"
Retford by Eyebrows Mcgee December 8, 2010
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retford
a crappy place in nottinghamshire full of middle class inbred snobs with their heads so far up their own arses the can see out of their mouths. people there are unfriendly and talk and mate within their own groups in society. which is usually their family.
retford by IwouldDestroyu May 21, 2011
Rentford Town FC
The biggest fanbase in the Blox Football League which in a season had a minimum average attendance of 70, the highest being 250. Despite the results of recent seasons being poor the club has still the best fanbase, they are famous for Oakfield Park stadium which was very cramped as it had 4 stands both built in completely different eras of design/building. Away fans do not like travelling to this stadium not only due to its cramped and how they are separated via a chainlink fence and food bins but due to the poor lighting all over the stadium.
Person1: Rentford Town FC is so shite Person2: So what we have the best fanbase in the league and we're in div2
Rentford Town FC by The Mike Williamson August 4, 2023
Retford Flap
A Retford flap is one in which a minimum of 5 hours is taken for a flap to be raised. It is not restricted to a specific flap or area of the body. All flaps can be considered to be Retford if there are severe delays and cancellations that affect the smooth running of operations. Often a queue will be formed as a result.
Surgeon 1: “Bro, why is this flap taking you to so long to raise?”
Surgeon 2: “Don’t blame me bro, it’s a Retford flap - those lunatics from admin didn’t do their jobs properly.”
Surgeon 2: “Don’t blame me bro, it’s a Retford flap - those lunatics from admin didn’t do their jobs properly.”
Retford Flap by Seratonin Bradykinin December 3, 2023
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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