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It means someone who is dumb can't do their jobs and scams people in Growtopia.
Zeh: Hey I met a Restford in SEEDS
OldGertie: Let's go there!
Restford by unknownIndogwkwk March 8, 2020
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A town in North Nottinghamshire with no history and yet prides itself in being historic.

The only viable activity is to develop a drinking problem.

Nothing in the way of night clubs but still has a vibrant *cough* nightlife. (If you want a fight that is)
person one- "night out in Retford?"

person two- "much as I like not being in a fight, there's nothing better to do"
Retford by Eyebrows Mcgee December 8, 2010
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a crappy place in nottinghamshire full of middle class inbred snobs with their heads so far up their own arses the can see out of their mouths. people there are unfriendly and talk and mate within their own groups in society. which is usually their family.
person 1:omg that girls uncle is also her father!
person 2: she must be from retford
retford by IwouldDestroyu May 21, 2011

Rentford Town FC 

The biggest fanbase in the Blox Football League which in a season had a minimum average attendance of 70, the highest being 250. Despite the results of recent seasons being poor the club has still the best fanbase, they are famous for Oakfield Park stadium which was very cramped as it had 4 stands both built in completely different eras of design/building. Away fans do not like travelling to this stadium not only due to its cramped and how they are separated via a chainlink fence and food bins but due to the poor lighting all over the stadium.
Person1: Rentford Town FC is so shite Person2: So what we have the best fanbase in the league and we're in div2

Retford Flap 

A Retford flap is one in which a minimum of 5 hours is taken for a flap to be raised. It is not restricted to a specific flap or area of the body. All flaps can be considered to be Retford if there are severe delays and cancellations that affect the smooth running of operations. Often a queue will be formed as a result.
Surgeon 1: “Bro, why is this flap taking you to so long to raise?”
Surgeon 2: “Don’t blame me bro, it’s a Retford flap - those lunatics from admin didn’t do their jobs properly.”
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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