restafarian 

People who rely on "rest mode" for Call of Duty updates on a PS5

PC wanker: There's a big update out, we should get it downloaded for our game later.
Me: No need, I'm a Restafarian.

restafarian by Mike Beardman December 19, 2023

Restonfarian 

A person that proclaims to be a follower of the Rastafari Movement, or Rasta but in reality just never attends to personal hygiene, smokes lots of weed, has "dreads", talks like a villager from an Indiana Jones movie and has grown up in a suburb of Washington D.C. known as Reston, VA.

Friend 1: Yo my boy Tim has gone Restonfarian. He grew dreadlocks, has a girl who has never been to the groomers, stopped wiping his ass and talks like Wycleff Jean.

Friend 2: He can't ride in my car.

Restonfarian by thebikeisblack March 28, 2008

Rastafarian Tea 

Bong Water

Josh was so high that he grabbed the bong and took a drink of that Rastafarian Tea

Rastafarian Tea by Nano88 February 12, 2022

Roostafarian

One whose quest for refuge from the elements in any sort of natural shelter, often a sheltered cove, a rocky perch, a shallow cave, etc. is so fervent as to be deemed an ideology. She who is possessed with an avid need to seek out nature's finest roosts.

The Roostafarians from the Leadership Council found shelter from the sun in a shallow cave of desert sandstone.

Roostafarian by Wolf_Daddy November 27, 2018

rastafarian 

Origins in Jamaca and deeply rooted in africa culture, this religion was the medium for those who opposed the oppression of Babylon, to speak out and live a rightious life as it is written, whilst beeing proud of their own roots and movements.
Rasta eat a diet of veg fruit and fish, keep their bodies mind and sould healthy by staying active in global issues, and moving to brake the shackles of Babylons oppression. One method to this freedom is Ganja, which is believed to have gorwn on King Solomons' grave. Ganja lets the Rasta see what Babylon denies because of their greed and corruption. (Babylon refers directly to white oppression against the black ppl at the time of this movement; and now represents global oppression and repression).

"say I hear the voice of a rastaman say, babylon yo' throne gone down..."

I and I 'no one love; yag't one fear: JAH Rastafari

rastafarian by zebraboy November 18, 2004

RASTAFARIAN 

A common religion amongst black jamaicans that look up to the past Ethiopian emperor Haile Selassie. One of their most famous acts is to smoke marijuana as a symbol of religious practice. To be rastafarian one doesn't have to be black in fact to be rastafarian it has to come from the heart. Another famous practice is that of dreads on their heart.

Haile Selassie and Bob Marley

RASTAFARIAN by daniel rojas November 18, 2004

dirty rastafarian 

When a group of individuals defecate on a women's head so as to make it look like she is wearing dreadlocks made from poo! It is encouraged to eat corn to provide ornamentation such as gold pieces.

This girl came over to my house who was a huge Bob Marley fan so me and my friends gave her a dirty rastafarian

dirty rastafarian by diabhail August 4, 2010