A group of Rastsfarian Jews, its pretty self explanitory.
The Rastafarian Jews oath.
I pledge allegiance to the Rastafarian Jew
I will respect the rules of this amazing crew
I will not divulge any of its secrets
Nor will I act like Ryan Seacrest
I will respect the strict food policy at R.J. Parties
I will not, during any meeting, release any farties
My speach shall be slurred and clean at all times,
I will support our country and like the sound of wind chimes
I will promote peach wherever possible
I will not do drugs, even when plausible,
With this oath i do solemnly swear
That red, yellow, and green i will always wear
We're accepting members, but one of their names must start with a "j", "e", "w", or "s", and they will be refered to by that name for the rest of their membership, and it can't be a nickname, must be first middle or last
The Rastafarian Jews oath.
I pledge allegiance to the Rastafarian Jew
I will respect the rules of this amazing crew
I will not divulge any of its secrets
Nor will I act like Ryan Seacrest
I will respect the strict food policy at R.J. Parties
I will not, during any meeting, release any farties
My speach shall be slurred and clean at all times,
I will support our country and like the sound of wind chimes
I will promote peach wherever possible
I will not do drugs, even when plausible,
With this oath i do solemnly swear
That red, yellow, and green i will always wear
We're accepting members, but one of their names must start with a "j", "e", "w", or "s", and they will be refered to by that name for the rest of their membership, and it can't be a nickname, must be first middle or last
You know that Red, Green, and Yellow color combo? You imediately think Bob Marley. And you know what a Jew is. And that would be the Rastafarian Jews.
by Rastafarian E. August 07, 2011
Apr 21 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
