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by Repubils September 25, 2021

Republistruction

The obstruction of progress in nearly every sector of the Federal Government by Republican politicians who have been paid off by wealthy self-interest groups too misinform and otherwise block the advancement of our society.

Insurance Companies and Big Oil are two examples of wealthy self-interest groups who financially back the republistruction of the justice.

by Fotofly November 26, 2010

republistat

An unsound statistic used by a republican to discredit an opposing point of view.

Bob: "I heard this war supporter on the radio. He read some statitic showing it's just as dangerous in California as it is in Iraq."

Tom: "That's pretty far fetched, even for a republistat. Things are really messed up over there."

by Dr Shatner February 7, 2008

republislut

Any woman who ranges from the extreme left end of the political spectrum to the centrist-Democrat who has sex with a man who describes himself in any dating venue (including online dating services such as Match.com as well as meatspace such as your local club) as 'middle-of-the-road'', when in reality he is a rabid Republican (or libertarian). Typically, said right-winger wants some easy poon and knows where to get it, most notably from a naive loose lefties.

Pfft.. you wouldn't believe it.. we were at the young Republican meetup with our collars popped, and up walks this Republislut who thought we were there to discuss Bono. She went down quicker than a two dollar hooker in Seoul.

by Tater Totz January 3, 2014

Republisexual

Elected man who is married but prefers sex with young boys

Whoa! The news just said another senator turned out to be a Republisexual.

by YahooGuru2u November 14, 2006

Republistiffed

verb. The act of a conservative restaurant patron withholding gratuity from a server if the servers left-leaning political views are suspected.

Server 1 "That asshole just stiffed me!
Server 2 "Who, the fat guy with the creepy moustache?
Server 1 "Yeah. Who is he?"
Server 2 "Chairman of the Young Republicans Club. Must've seen the Obama pin on your apron. You've been Republistiffed!

by Zortron February 20, 2010

Republispam

This describes parroted right-wing opinions that get spammed to news forums whenever there's a story about global warming, fracking, the EPA, species extinctions, gun control, taxation, health care, abortion or any topic that regularly bounces around the right-wing echo chamber. The comments ignore the actual substance of the articles, using snarky language and analogies that veer wildly off-topic.

A story about a man killed in a freak pruning shear accident drew these Republispam comments: "Obummer's gonna ask us to register all pruning shears!" (and) "Just wait: Al Gore will claim that reckless gardening is caused by global warming!"

by Antithropocentric April 29, 2013