republistat 

An unsound statistic used by a republican to discredit an opposing point of view.

Bob: "I heard this war supporter on the radio. He read some statitic showing it's just as dangerous in California as it is in Iraq."

Tom: "That's pretty far fetched, even for a republistat. Things are really messed up over there."

republistat by Dr Shatner February 7, 2008

Republicrat 

Overall, the concept that the two political parties in the US are actually indistinguishable - the party of ONE. The two parties are not actually parties but rather, two halves of a symbiotic system. They are indistinguishable because the output of the system remains the same, regardless of which half is 'in power'. Either half, when 'out-of-power,' is obligated to obstruct ANY/ALL progress by the other half while screaming the half 'in power' is about to destroy the country. All problems and issues of the country are explained as having been caused by the other half.

In this party, you don't vote FOR a President, you defensively vote AGAINST the other candidate. You choose 'lesser' evils. If you give the Presidency to one half, you generally try to give Congress to the other half to minimize the damage either half can do to you.

Because NEITHER half is interested in what the public wants, the single party therefore generates a lot of unhappiness. This dissatisfaction guarantees regular and routine trades of where they hold 'power.'

They are also sometimes referred to as Tweedeldee and Tweedeldum but due to the indistinguishable nature of both pairs, it has never been clear how they should be paired.

Members of both the Demopublican AND Republicrat halves BOTH:
+ over-promise and fail to deliver.
+ ignore what the public wants.
+ promise to cure all your problems.
+ blame all problems on the other half.
+ obfuscate when asked pointed questions.
+ sell themselves to lobbyists.
+ scream for campaign reform when 'out of power'.
+ obstruct the formation of any 3rd-party and resist its participation in campaign activities (e.g., televised debates).
+ prevent any individual really worthy of the Presidency from receiving their 'party' nomination.

Republicrat by anontx September 9, 2010

Republistruction 

The obstruction of progress in nearly every sector of the Federal Government by Republican politicians who have been paid off by wealthy self-interest groups too misinform and otherwise block the advancement of our society.

Insurance Companies and Big Oil are two examples of wealthy self-interest groups who financially back the republistruction of the justice.

Republistruction by Fotofly November 26, 2010

Republicrats 

A derogatory term which combines the words "Republican" and "Democrat" that is used to generalize the two parties as being incompetent to hold public office in which they were elected or appointed to. Whereas, they have ignored their oaths to protect the Constitution of the United States of America and serve not the citizens in which they represent, but rather themselves, family members and wealthy corporate or private financial contributors.

taxpayer #1: "Hey Mark, who are you voting for in the primaries this year?"

taxpayer #2: "Well it won't be any of those Republicrats with those million-dollar ad campaigns."

taxpayer #1: "Yeah, I think it's time for America to wake up and realize there are many more parties to choose from."

Republicrats by B. Strohmeyer January 25, 2010

republislut

Any woman who ranges from the extreme left end of the political spectrum to the centrist-Democrat who has sex with a man who describes himself in any dating venue (including online dating services such as Match.com as well as meatspace such as your local club) as 'middle-of-the-road'', when in reality he is a rabid Republican (or libertarian). Typically, said right-winger wants some easy poon and knows where to get it, most notably from a naive loose lefties.

Pfft.. you wouldn't believe it.. we were at the young Republican meetup with our collars popped, and up walks this Republislut who thought we were there to discuss Bono. She went down quicker than a two dollar hooker in Seoul.

republislut by Tater Totz January 3, 2014

republicrat 

a derogitory bastardization of republican and a democrat based on the belief that they are the same political belief.

Yah i voted republicrat!

republicrat by norbert April 13, 2003

Republistiffed

verb. The act of a conservative restaurant patron withholding gratuity from a server if the servers left-leaning political views are suspected.

Server 1 "That asshole just stiffed me!
Server 2 "Who, the fat guy with the creepy moustache?
Server 1 "Yeah. Who is he?"
Server 2 "Chairman of the Young Republicans Club. Must've seen the Obama pin on your apron. You've been Republistiffed!

Republistiffed by Zortron February 20, 2010