closed for repairs

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

closed for repairs by ltlredvxn June 7, 2005

Nano Repairs 

It's some tech repair store or something, I don't fucking know. The owner fucked my friend's mom once. According to legends, work gets done here, though I am yet to see it.

Riley: "I broke my phone, oh noes"
Jacob: "Go to Nano Repairs you whore"

Nano Repairs by CaptainAsslicker March 8, 2023

smash repairs 

The Australian version of "body shop"; the place you go to get your car fixed after a crash.

Australia has a high density of these "smash repairs," comparable to the US and Europe, despite the auto industry being dead as shit. This is because it compensates by having a surplus of hoons, drunk drivers and wannabe supercar racers who need someone to unfuck their second-hand Holden Commodore after they tried to tag-team every Give Way sign in the suburb with it.

Smash repairs are staffed by panelbeaters, one of the many breeds of tradie. The hoons that aren't also dole bludgers will then continue the cycle by seeking work there, as it's not as boring as being a brickie, but not as scary as being a sparkie or boilermaker.

"I'll be a bit late home, Shaz; I'm dropping Baz off at the smash repairs so he can pick up his V8."

smash repairs by a sentient bag of goon March 1, 2025

Machine repairman 

A high caliber Craftsman who repairs anything with movable parts including machines used for sexual pleasure.

"My machine broke down" , the beautiful redhead said so I called a machine repairman to fix it .

Machine repairman by R&E apprentice April 6, 2017

SharkBite U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC

A SharkBite Is a U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC, sold on amazon for $5.97

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And its only $12.95 if its used

SharkBite U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC by joey is a gay little bitch May 19, 2020

Fix or Repair Daily 

A derogatory phrase regarding the ailing American car company Ford, in which the word compacted into an acronym spells, yes, Ford.

Ford stands for Fix or Repair Daily.

Fix or Repair Daily by Nick Weiner March 6, 2009

Band Repair Tech 

Band repair techs are sexy, have super human strength and are usually geniuses. Band Techs have a God-like ability to repair almost anything and are particularly good in bed. As band directors believe they are God it is common for them to think they can repair instruments too.

James Bond is so band repair tech with the ladies.

Band Repair Tech by bandrepairs February 3, 2010