Reltne 

A hard-on so big and intense that it pulls the skin tight on the rest of the body, making your face look like it's in a centrifuge.

I had such a huge Reltne going, I looked like Chevy Chase at the start of Spies Like Us.

Reltne by Greyborzoi April 2, 2008

Reltne 

A hard-on so rigid that it threatens to burst through the skin, or divert enough blood from the brain to induce fainting.

Damn Viagra ... haven't had a reltne like that since I was 14.

Reltne by Rionews September 11, 2003

Reltne 

An intense hard-on that stretches the skin on your body so much that you can't close your eyes.

My reltne lasted so long that I couldn't close my eyes and to to sleep.

Reltne by bank walker August 27, 2009

reltne 

A log of feces so long that it sticks out of the water in the toilet, at least by one inch.

I hadn't taken a dump in 3 days, so I had a major reltne this morning

reltne by BJ Brinkerhoff February 3, 2004

reltne arrest 

A hard-on so fierce that it not only peels the skin away from one's face, but also drains the blood from rest of the body and threatens to kill the host.

That chick I hooked up with last night was so hot and horny she almost sent me into reltne arrest.

reltne arrest by Skyp67 April 8, 2009

reltney 

An erection of such magnitude that it stretches out all the skin in your body, leaving even the skin on your face so drawn and tight that all you can do is utter "help me," which, because of the taut facial skin, sounds like "reltney."

reltney by Anonymous August 13, 2003

raltney 

A raltney is a hard-on so intense, it uses up all the excess skin in your body and you are no longer able to blink your eyes. It is worth it. All you women out there, I am sorry -- I cannot vouch for what it will do to you. I hope it is as enjoyable.

The reason I'm holding this t-shirt here is because I am trying to hide my raging raltney.

raltney by Chelsea Bucketheads May 30, 2006