reltne

A log of feces so long that it sticks out of the water in the toilet, at least by one inch.

I hadn't taken a dump in 3 days, so I had a major reltne this morning

by BJ Brinkerhoff February 03, 2004

Reltne

A hard-on so big and intense that it pulls the skin tight on the rest of the body, making your face look like it's in a centrifuge.

I had such a huge Reltne going, I looked like Chevy Chase at the start of Spies Like Us.

by Greyborzoi April 02, 2008

Reltne

A hard-on so rigid that it threatens to burst through the skin, or divert enough blood from the brain to induce fainting.

Damn Viagra ... haven't had a reltne like that since I was 14.

by Rionews September 11, 2003

Reltne

An intense hard-on that stretches the skin on your body so much that you can't close your eyes.

My reltne lasted so long that I couldn't close my eyes and to to sleep.

by bank walker August 27, 2009

reltne arrest

A hard-on so fierce that it not only peels the skin away from one's face, but also drains the blood from rest of the body and threatens to kill the host.

That chick I hooked up with last night was so hot and horny she almost sent me into reltne arrest.

by Skyp67 April 08, 2009

reltnee

an erect penis with an unusual bend in it; either to the left or right.

I get such a flaming boner, it becomes a reltnee.

by Steve Klein September 07, 2004

Reltnee

Reltnee-A hard-on so big and hard that all the blood in your body runs to your unit until it streches the skin on your face. Unsure of what do, you try to say, “Help me,” but it comes out, “Reltnee.”

(Laying in the hospital emergency room on a gurney)

Me: Doc, I had this massive boner….and I couldn’t talk!
Doctor: Yes, that’s a Reltnee. Not uncommon. You’ll be okay.

by Fart Esq November 28, 2024