reltnee

an erect penis with an unusual bend in it; either to the left or right.

I get such a flaming boner, it becomes a reltnee.

by Steve Klein September 7, 2004

Reltnee

Reltnee-A hard-on so big and hard that all the blood in your body runs to your unit until it streches the skin on your face. Unsure of what do, you try to say, “Help me,” but it comes out, “Reltnee.”

(Laying in the hospital emergency room on a gurney)

Me: Doc, I had this massive boner….and I couldn’t talk!
Doctor: Yes, that’s a Reltnee. Not uncommon. You’ll be okay.

by Fart Esq November 28, 2024

reltney

An erection of such magnitude that it stretches out all the skin in your body, leaving even the skin on your face so drawn and tight that all you can do is utter "help me," which, because of the taut facial skin, sounds like "reltney."

by Anonymous August 13, 2003

Reltne

A hard-on so big and intense that it pulls the skin tight on the rest of the body, making your face look like it's in a centrifuge.

I had such a huge Reltne going, I looked like Chevy Chase at the start of Spies Like Us.

by Greyborzoi April 2, 2008

Reltne

A hard-on so rigid that it threatens to burst through the skin, or divert enough blood from the brain to induce fainting.

Damn Viagra ... haven't had a reltne like that since I was 14.

by Rionews September 11, 2003

Reltne

An intense hard-on that stretches the skin on your body so much that you can't close your eyes.

My reltne lasted so long that I couldn't close my eyes and to to sleep.

by bank walker August 27, 2009

reltney

Also spelled as "rheltney": a hard-on so intense that you can't breathe or blink your eyes. Paralysis can only be alleviated by sexual contact. In derivative Disney culture, Sleeping Beauty, (man with reltney), is awakened (un-paralyzed) by a beautiful prince (woman) by a kiss to her lips
(penis).

Gasping: "Help me! Reltney!"

by w. john May 22, 2004