Reltne

A hard-on so big and intense that it pulls the skin tight on the rest of the body, making your face look like it's in a centrifuge.

I had such a huge Reltne going, I looked like Chevy Chase at the start of Spies Like Us.

by Greyborzoi April 2, 2008

Reltne

A hard-on so rigid that it threatens to burst through the skin, or divert enough blood from the brain to induce fainting.

Damn Viagra ... haven't had a reltne like that since I was 14.

by Rionews September 11, 2003

Reltne

An intense hard-on that stretches the skin on your body so much that you can't close your eyes.

My reltne lasted so long that I couldn't close my eyes and to to sleep.

by bank walker August 27, 2009

reltne

A log of feces so long that it sticks out of the water in the toilet, at least by one inch.

I hadn't taken a dump in 3 days, so I had a major reltne this morning

by BJ Brinkerhoff February 3, 2004

reltne arrest

A hard-on so fierce that it not only peels the skin away from one's face, but also drains the blood from rest of the body and threatens to kill the host.

That chick I hooked up with last night was so hot and horny she almost sent me into reltne arrest.

by Skyp67 April 8, 2009