A person who can findfun in the worst of circumstances
Person 1: "Hey! It's too bad that you won't be able to party with us this weekend!"
Relaxicator: "Can't! My mom is making me visit our relatives that I have nevereven met before and that's because they all died about 100 years ago. My mom hasn't even met any of them either, but she wants to visit every cemetery she can find with our last name on it. She said, "You are going to have fun, whether you like it or not!", so I'm going to download a horror movie while she looks for the dead among the living!
Terminated inflation, Communism, Nicaragua, Grenada, Lebanon, Democrats, and Air Traffic Controllers during the eight years from when he came off the production line to when he allowed himself to be lowered into molten steel in a bid to allow George W Bush to become leader of the human resistance against the robots.
Like Jesus, really. You either love him or you hate him.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.