Person 1: "Hey! It's too bad that you won't be able to party with us this weekend!"
Relaxicator: "Can't! My mom is making me visit our relatives that I have never even met before and that's because they all died about 100 years ago. My mom hasn't even met any of them either, but she wants to visit every cemetery she can find with our last name on it. She said, "You are going to have fun, whether you like it or not!", so I'm going to download a horror movie while she looks for the dead among the living!
Relaxicator: "Can't! My mom is making me visit our relatives that I have never even met before and that's because they all died about 100 years ago. My mom hasn't even met any of them either, but she wants to visit every cemetery she can find with our last name on it. She said, "You are going to have fun, whether you like it or not!", so I'm going to download a horror movie while she looks for the dead among the living!
by DrummR4GOD September 08, 2009
Get the relaxicatormug. by barz18 August 10, 2008
Get the Relaxedmug. A prescription drug that has two primary affects. The ability to induce coma like slumber all the while allowing bowel movement.
Bro A: "dude, you hear about the new drug relaxative?"
Bro B: "I hear it knocks you out and makes you feel like shit"
Bro B: "I hear it knocks you out and makes you feel like shit"
by suomynna December 27, 2011
Get the Relaxativemug. by dangling-grandpas December 31, 2014
Get the relaxmug. by Monkikuso December 17, 2002
Get the relaxmug. Person 1: I'm relaxing
Person 2: Dude we have a chem test tomorrow.
Person 1: Oh ummm
Person 2: Yeah that's what I thought. Shut up before I make you study.
Person 2: Dude we have a chem test tomorrow.
Person 1: Oh ummm
Person 2: Yeah that's what I thought. Shut up before I make you study.
by the racist kid who makes jokes April 06, 2019
Get the Relaxingmug. by Galfodo September 21, 2017
Get the Relaxmug.