Relation Staycation 

When you are so pissed at your significant other that you do everything you can to ignore them for a week or longer, but you are too damn lazy to leave or move out. (It's like a twenty four hour ice, but longer.)

After working all damn day and doing the dishes after dinner, my lazy-ass old woman bitched at me for not cleaning the fucking spoon rest. So I took a week long relation staycation. I fucking hate moving.

Relation Staycation by CXR February 16, 2015

relation termination

The act of severely burning a bridge, so as to never see or hear from an ex again.

He bought his ex some herpes inside panties for Christmas and she opened them in front of her parents and it was instant relation termination.

relation termination by NakedDan January 4, 2011

relation-shit 

A relationship gone terribly wrong.

My relationship turned into a relation-shit after I forgot our anniversary.

relation-shit by Kathleen Breach February 5, 2008

Relation Constipation 

It's when your stuck in a really painful relationshit that just wont pass. The only cure is to let it go... or kill the bitch.

Mike: "I've had relation constipation ever since Cindy found out I fucked her sister. Do you think she's gonna dump me once she finds out I have herpes?"

Joe: "No man, you just have a case of the Mondays."

Relation Constipation by Organized Chaos August 14, 2009

relation not relationship 

to have sex with a person then leave

guys want relation not relationship

relation not relationship by giovannix1x November 7, 2009

Relation Pyramid 

The different levels of relationships with women.
At the bottom is the brother zone
On the same level is the No Relation Zone, where you dont even know the girl meaning you at least have 1% chance with her.
Next level is the friendzone
Then the talking stage
Which can lead back down a step or up to the Dating Stage.

From here you can go down or stay on the same level, but moved to the Friends With Benefits category.

Finally cuz the Cuffed level. The very peak where you can look down at the hieroglyphs of the suckers that could not achieve your greatness

We broke up but I didn't fall on the Relation Pyramid. We just occasionally hook up now

Relation Pyramid by Dougiie May 19, 2014

Relation shit 

A way of expressing your happiness within your relationship if your name is Torr

I’m in a relation shit

Relation shit by Dph96 September 17, 2020