Rehaab 

The most stunning woman ever, she's got everything you want from a girl. Clever, funny and absolutely amazing to talk to for hours upon end. She's the sweetest person ever and so adorable, furthermore her determination is second to none! Last but most definitely not least, her voice is angelic, those who have the privilege of hearing it are extremely blessed and lucky.

Person 1: "I met Rehaab yesterday, I hope we can become great friends!"
Person 2: "Yeah, she's amazing isn't she, I can talk to her about anything and she's so good at teaching!"

Rehaab by nyom nyom May 7, 2022

Rehaab 

Somone who is smart pretty and they are 100% better than you

Rehaab is better than you

Rehaab by Rehaab May 3, 2022

rehaab 

a species of alien like creatures that can be deadly if messed with in wrong way

look I spotted a rehaab in the wild

rehaab by FatMunkers69 August 22, 2023

Rehaballitation 

The process by which an adult male gradually gets his masculinity back after an extended period of being emasculated by the women in his life.

Guy A: I'm so glad John is coming with us to Vegas this weekend. Since he got married five years ago he hasn't been on a guys weekend.

Guy B: Totally agree. The man is in need of some serious "Rehaballitation."

Rehaballitation by Robert Sacamano November 13, 2016

rehab

An expensive but life-saving haven where rock-bottom addicts can finally sleep in a bed and eat something other than corn chips. Five percent of these regain their freedom, health, families, homes, jobs, and drivers licence by learning to change. The remaining ninety-five percent of these are just resting-up before their next binge.

Dude, I just got released from jail, evicted from my apartment, fired from my job, had another seizure, and my wife left me. Guess I'll get loaded and go back to rehab.

rehab by Mack C January 26, 2007

rehaan 

A gate of heaven
Arabic translation

If you have good deeds, you may get a chance to reach rehaan

rehaan by Abdulrahman April 20, 2018

rehab romance 

When two junkies or alcoholics get together in rehab and have an "immediate deep connection and understanding of each other that nobody else has ever had with them". This often happens within days or weeks of entering rehab. They often take it beyond just rehab and go together after rehab. These relationships have approximately a 99% failure/relapse rate (of course we are the 1% says the two losers) and abuse, domestic violence and general disregard for others and their feelings is commonplace. Note that infidelity/cheating is common here as the rehabers have no regard for loved ones they have been with for years, who took care of them thru addiction and being abused by them and often paid large money and struggled to put them in rehab because they love them. They simply think of themselves and their loved ones are left shattered once again to pick up the pieces, again they don't care as long as they have their new boyfriend/girlfriend "once in a lifetime connection" and plenty of sex.

Rehab: Hi sir, I'm sorry to tell you that your wife has been kicked out of our rehab for getting caught having sex.
Husband: What!? No!! Please my heart is broken.
Rehab: I'm really sorry sir. She left with him today to go live with him and some other rehab grads.
Husband: (crying) Noooo! Can I at least get my money back I can barely pay bills?
Rehab: Sorry sir, she signed a contract and broke the rules. We tell them not to get involved with rehab romance as it is toxic but they rarely listen.
Husband: (gunshot) RIP... (Wife doesnt care enjoys sex with new addict boyfriend).

rehab romance by NotAnAddict January 22, 2014