Nicole: I was on a tinder date with this disgusting
guy last weekend. His
long hairy mustache kept dipping into his ranch dressing as he was sucking down chicken wings. I was literally vomiting inside my mouth the entire time. I even spit the overflow into an empty
beer glass without him noticing.
Nicole'
s Friend: Girl, it sounds like you were ate up with a case of the Regurgles.
Nicole: No doubt. The Regurgles are no joke!