A term used to show a person's complete fandom and admiration for the Russian born singer-songwriter Regina Spektor.
Derived from the song Reginasaurus, which says the disease is " a head ache and a heart ache, And a something and a little bit of a cute gastritis"
It is admirable among fans to be infected with Reginaitis, although outsiders are generally less accepting.
Person 1: Oh man, I just waited 6 hours on line for a general admission Regina Spektor concert while listening to Regina Spektor on my iPod, and it was the best day of my life.
Person 2: Call the doctor, someone has a severe case of Reginaitis!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!