reformink 

A term Orthodox Jews call reformists or converts.

Phil: I feel like the Torah was written by humans but inspired by god and our beliefs evolved into what they are now

Every Orthodox Jew ever: wow what a reformink

reformink by Applejews>orangejews April 6, 2022

Reformie Normie 

Your average American Jew who knows a nominal amount about Judaism. This is your "twice a year" Jew, who only goes to Shul on Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur. They typically identify as being Jewish through superficial cultural concepts, such as eating matzo ball soup, watching Seinfeld, cultural Zionism, Jewish mother jokes, and remembering the Holocaust. You might see a Reformie Normie stumble drunk into their local college campus Chabad on a Friday night and exclaim "I'm here for the food!". Reformie Normies might have had a Bar or Bat Mitzvah but that was basically the end of their Jewish education, aside from their college Birthright trip. Oh, and their dating profiles always have to say something about a "Nice Jewish Boy/Girl" aka "NJB/NJG". It's a Halachic obligation.

The dating profile of a Reformie Normie:

"I'm just an NJG lookin' for an NJB!"

"Challah atcha boi!"
"I'm just here because my mother want's me to marry a nice Jewish girl!"
"Let's tell our grandparents we met in Shul! ;-)"
"My matzoball soup is better than your bubbie's"

Reformie Normie by JustANiceJewishBoy August 22, 2021

reformant 

one who makes or creates change. a revisionist, a revolutionary, a repeat informant.

street reformant, hope reformant, avoid repeat informants

reformant by crza_crx June 18, 2007

Reforming 

The conversion of bad people and the adoption of a new great personality.

Passerby 1: What is going on here?
Passerby 2: He's reforming, he got what he deserved.

Reforming by Scaredconfidence June 7, 2024