redpanding

To regret something you were not even pretending to mean, to justify your silly almost-mistakes.

"You hate me!"
"Yes"
"omg"
"Nah, I was just redpanding"

by Stumpflieber September 17, 2014

Selective Text Responding

When one of the participants in a texting conversation intentionally ignores certain questions or texts because of their lack of desire to answer the question or get involved in a conversation.

"Stop selective text responding and answer my question -- do you want to go with me to my friend Marisa's surprise mini golf birthday party?"

by tomalexander19 August 25, 2013

not responding

A program that decides to not work for a period of time, due to it being busy or it is processing something, and sometimes no reason at all. Also, some programs can do this for forever and literally piss you off instantly and wanting to force quit the program in Task manager or in severe cases, throw your computer out the window.

Mozilla Firefox (Not Responding)
Me: Goddammit, not again... I'll wait...
(5 hours later)
Mozilla Firefox (Not Responding)
(Throws computer out)

by aaaaaiiiiiiieeeee August 16, 2012

Superficial Responding

When someone says something to you, you ask them to repeat it and still don't have a clue about, so rather than asking them to repeat again, you stimulate a variety of different responses such as;
Nodding your Head
Smiling and Looking at The person
Looking Down
Agreeing
Looking Concerned

This method of reply is often useful when speaking to people with strong accents, or old people.

Dan: Wow thats a nice watch, how much was that?
Ted: What?
Dan: How much was your watch
Ted: Yes *Smiles* (Superficial Responding)

by R4inman June 3, 2007

not responding

This thing is happening when you have pentium 1 and open google chrom.

Your brain.exe (not responding)

by hehehheheheheheeheheheh March 11, 2017

cafeteria responding

When your man only reads your texts but, doesn't answer. He picks what texts he wants to answer. Like when you are at a cafeteria picking what you'd like to eat. You choose what you want to eat.

Ugh.... Chris is the king of cafeteria responding.

My boyfriend is cafeteria responding me but, answered his best friend.

by BFoverated February 21, 2017

Repanting

To wear a pair of pants more than one day in a row. Can also be applied to other articles of clothing. i.e. Resocking, reshirting, etc.

I'm totally repanting, laundry is for squares.

by Tullay August 15, 2009