An attention whoring group called charity that promises help for the victims of disaster, but actually just sets up collection booths. It then spends the money they collected on advertisements and their worker's salaries.
I'm sorry to hear your house was destroyed and your dog drowned, but donate what's left in your pockets to Red Cross so we can make it look like we're helping the situation!
The delaying of fixing an issue (political) in order to raise more funds under the guise of a fear based probability regardless of how unlikely that circumstance is in reality.
The RedCross raises the most funds during a disaster. The RedCross paradox seems to have affected politics wherein the fund raising party wishes to promote a fearful scenario rather than fixing the issues at hand.
“The party loves how controversial he/she is. They raise the most money because he is so unpopular. It’s the RedCross paradox! Largest donations always come from disasters!”
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).