An attention whoring group called charity that promises help for the victims of disaster, but actually just sets up collection booths. It then spends the money they collected on advertisements and their worker's salaries.
I'm sorry to hear your house was destroyed and your dog drowned, but donate what's left in your pockets to Red Cross so we can make it look like we're helping the situation!
The delaying of fixing an issue (political) in order to raise more funds under the guise of a fear based probability regardless of how unlikely that circumstance is in reality.
The RedCross raises the most funds during a disaster. The RedCross paradox seems to have affected politics wherein the fund raising party wishes to promote a fearful scenario rather than fixing the issues at hand.
“The party loves how controversial he/she is. They raise the most money because he is so unpopular. It’s the RedCross paradox! Largest donations always come from disasters!”
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.