red cookie

When your girl is on her period and you wanna eat her out

Damn dude I wanna eat her red cookie.

red cookie by Red cookie May 24, 2016

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Red velvet cookie

A red guy who live at tower of sweet chaos, stabbed by a sister (pastry cookie) with a fork, loves chiffon

Person 1: yo, do u know red velvet cookie?

Person 2: yea, hes kinda hot tho

Red velvet cookie by ImDyingBcOfTakis December 6, 2021

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Red Velvet Cookie

To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Using the some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Once these ingredients are collected, mix well, and allow a few days of fermentation. The next step requires a large amount of fresh shit to add to the concoction, mix well again. After, pour the solution into a cookie baking sheet and bake until a crisp crust forms. Once you finish, you may eat your delicious snack, or share with others.

Hey bro! I just finished making my delicious Red Velvet Cookies, you want some?

Red Velvet Cookie by Potato Salad 123 April 3, 2025

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Red Velvet Cookie

To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Then, using some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Next, collect a large amount of fresh shit, then take all the ingredients, mix well, and leave alone for a week of fermentation. When ready, bake at high temperature until a nice crispy crust forms. Once you finish baking, you may eat your delicious treat, or share the snack with others.

Hey bro! I just finished making our favorite Red Velvet Cookies, you want some?

Red Velvet Cookie by Potato Salad 123 April 3, 2025