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robert's red velvet cookies
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When
Robert
(or any other female) makes
cookies
out of their
period blood
and their lover's semen
"When ever my girl makes 'robert's
red velvet
cookies, I run
out of the house
because of
the smell
of it."
robert's red velvet cookies
by
Bravestar
March 10, 2016
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