To be intoxicated with large volumes of cheap American lagers or malt liquors in can or bottle form. Someone who is Austin Reaves'dmay find themselves performing empty, spur of the moment acts of vandalism, theft, violence and late night binge eating and other forms of late night mischief. Other symptoms may include creating a so called "wizards staff" constructed by taping empty cans of beer on top of each other until it is quite apparent that he or she has consumed for alchohol than everyone else. While cans of beer are very common the most prominent drinking vessel is a bottle in the 40 ounce variety due to the fact that quality of beer is of no concern. They are typically the last ones to go to sleep during a social night of drinking and most likely reserve the nicest couch hours in advance to deter amateur drinking from claiming them.
"I was so Austin Reaves'd last night I stole Allisons rocking chair and burned it in a fire."
"Have you seen my beer? It was just on the front porch. I think someone Austin Reaves'd us."
Having a Ph.D., and being a college professor, but stillnever showing to class or giving a shit about anything.
I don't feel like getting up today and taking care of my responsibilities as a professor, so I'm pulling a Reaves and just staying in bed while my students actually show up to class
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.