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A person who gives a good bj for any kind of drug
Man that reaves over there is desperate
reaves by bigbootywho August 26, 2009

micheal reaves 

The creator of the youtube buddy, ding ding, and a bunch of other peaces of trash. He loves also tazing people.

He also HATES turtles
*Scream* Ahhh no worries it's just the local crackhead/micheal reaves.
micheal reaves by Mask05 January 28, 2020

Austin Reaves'd 

To be intoxicated with large volumes of cheap American lagers or malt liquors in can or bottle form. Someone who is Austin Reaves'd may find themselves performing empty, spur of the moment acts of vandalism, theft, violence and late night binge eating and other forms of late night mischief. Other symptoms may include creating a so called "wizards staff" constructed by taping empty cans of beer on top of each other until it is quite apparent that he or she has consumed for alchohol than everyone else. While cans of beer are very common the most prominent drinking vessel is a bottle in the 40 ounce variety due to the fact that quality of beer is of no concern. They are typically the last ones to go to sleep during a social night of drinking and most likely reserve the nicest couch hours in advance to deter amateur drinking from claiming them.
"I was so Austin Reaves'd last night I stole Allisons rocking chair and burned it in a fire."

"Have you seen my beer? It was just on the front porch. I think someone Austin Reaves'd us."
Austin Reaves'd by Alex Flynn July 6, 2009

Pulling a Reaves 

Having a Ph.D., and being a college professor, but still never showing to class or giving a shit about anything.
I don't feel like getting up today and taking care of my responsibilities as a professor, so I'm pulling a Reaves and just staying in bed while my students actually show up to class
Pulling a Reaves by BK2485 October 11, 2011

Ryan Reaves

A forward for the St. Louis Blues. He is the leader of the goon squad and never loses a fight.
Ryan Reaves is the best goon in the NHL.
Ryan Reaves by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

micheal reaves 

an insane addiction to tasing peaple including yourself
micheal reaves by femalehyenadick August 15, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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