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The King of all Kings, the job of a Hero for all Heros. The immortal one, the wealthiest one.
Did your name just change to Reaves? You should of died doing that.
Reaves by jimdoors413 August 14, 2009
Words you can keep
A person who gives a good bj for any kind of drug
Man that reaves over there is desperate
reaves by bigbootywho August 26, 2009

micheal reaves 

The creator of the youtube buddy, ding ding, and a bunch of other peaces of trash. He loves also tazing people.

He also HATES turtles
*Scream* Ahhh no worries it's just the local crackhead/micheal reaves.
micheal reaves by Mask05 January 28, 2020

Austin Reaves'd 

To be intoxicated with large volumes of cheap American lagers or malt liquors in can or bottle form. Someone who is Austin Reaves'd may find themselves performing empty, spur of the moment acts of vandalism, theft, violence and late night binge eating and other forms of late night mischief. Other symptoms may include creating a so called "wizards staff" constructed by taping empty cans of beer on top of each other until it is quite apparent that he or she has consumed for alchohol than everyone else. While cans of beer are very common the most prominent drinking vessel is a bottle in the 40 ounce variety due to the fact that quality of beer is of no concern. They are typically the last ones to go to sleep during a social night of drinking and most likely reserve the nicest couch hours in advance to deter amateur drinking from claiming them.
"I was so Austin Reaves'd last night I stole Allisons rocking chair and burned it in a fire."

"Have you seen my beer? It was just on the front porch. I think someone Austin Reaves'd us."
Austin Reaves'd by Alex Flynn July 6, 2009

Pulling a Reaves 

Having a Ph.D., and being a college professor, but still never showing to class or giving a shit about anything.
I don't feel like getting up today and taking care of my responsibilities as a professor, so I'm pulling a Reaves and just staying in bed while my students actually show up to class
Pulling a Reaves by BK2485 October 11, 2011

Ryan Reaves

A forward for the St. Louis Blues. He is the leader of the goon squad and never loses a fight.
Ryan Reaves is the best goon in the NHL.
Ryan Reaves by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

micheal reaves 

an insane addiction to tasing peaple including yourself
micheal reaves by femalehyenadick August 15, 2020
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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